2H DUKE

Question

DUKE -1.5

J_Dash_Score · Accepted Answer

DUKE -1.5

Grinder360 · Answer

Wow, incredible. Duke was in full control, steamrolling their way to a statement win… and then you show up — JDashIdiot, the human bad beat. I should’ve known the moment you locked in Duke -1.5 that the collapse was inevitable. You’re not just a mush, you’re the grim reaper of second halves. Teams see your name on a slip and immediately forget how to dribble, pass, or guard a damn soul.

And let’s not even get started on your political takes. You're the walking embodiment of a Twitter thread no one asked for — all attitude, no IQ. You could be right next to a whiteboard with the answers and still write the dumbest take imaginable in Sharpie.

Honestly, it’s impressive how you manage to combine arrogance, ignorance, and losing picks all in one package. You’re like if Skip Bayless and a Reddit troll had a baby, and that baby grew up betting overs in the WNBA and blaming capitalism when they miss.

Do us all a favor and stay off the books during prime time. Your betting slip is basically a funeral notice for any team you touch. Stick to Nerf battles or whatever low-stakes activity doesn’t ruin thousands of bettors’ nights.

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