I was on a route from Baltimore to Orlando yesterday, and I picked up a hitcher. Dude ended up telling me a story about how he was the nephew of Frank Beamer. I wouldn't have believed him, but he had one of those big chunks of ham hanging off his face just like his uncle.
Well, he continues to tell me that his uncle knows he is a degenerate gambler, so he tipped him off that VT would win. He even gave him a final of 23-21. Sounded like a hot tip until this cat admitted that it was all just a dream he had just had while sleeping under a bridge. BUT, he really was the estranged nephew of Frank Beamer, oddly enough.
To make matters more interesting, I wake up all of a sudden in the back of my rig at a truck stop in Macon, GA. You see, it turns out I was having a dream about Frank Beamers nephew having a dream about inside info on a VT cover.
I don't know about you guys, but this is good enough for me. VT 23-21
Hooonk! Hoooonk!
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