Parents: I have to lose weight

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This is crap.I&#x27;m 195cm without shoes and weigh 246 pounds. My parents got me a gym membership for 1 month and asked I lose weight leading to Xmas etc. I was around 210 start of the year. Yeah sure I&#x27;m fat and aren&#x27;t too good looking but I don&#x27;t care as I love enjoying a bucket of KFC and chips while I watch Sunday Football. I have KFC at least 5 times a week.I make alot of money on NFL and treat myself this way. I told my parents to get off my case. I&#x27;m 23 and I will exercise one day when I am motivated.I think that&#x27;s fair isn&#x27;t it. Has anyone had people trying to tell you how to live your life and to lose weight?They said I will have to stop betting unless I commit to what they want and have I have a trust fund which they told me they will block. I use the Trust money to invest in overseas shares.I have tons of money in my Pinnacle account though.My internet privileges could also be suspended by them which means I will have a tough time watching Games from previous week as I watch them and analyse Games before I bet.Where are my rights. It&#x27;s total bullshit.

Spooker · Answer

This is crap.I&#x27;m 195cm without shoes and weigh 246 pounds. My parents got me a gym membership for 1 month and asked I lose weight leading to Xmas etc. I was around 210 start of the year. Yeah sure I&#x27;m fat and aren&#x27;t too good looking but I don&#x27;t care as I love enjoying a bucket of KFC and chips while I watch Sunday Football. I have KFC at least 5 times a week.I make alot of money on NFL and treat myself this way. I told my parents to get off my case. I&#x27;m 23 and I will exercise one day when I am motivated.I think that&#x27;s fair isn&#x27;t it. Has anyone had people trying to tell you how to live your life and to lose weight?They said I will have to stop betting unless I commit to what they want and have I have a trust fund which they told me they will block. I use the Trust money to invest in overseas shares.I have tons of money in my Pinnacle account though.My internet privileges could also be suspended by them which means I will have a tough time watching Games from previous week as I watch them and analyse Games before I bet.Where are my rights. It&#x27;s total bullshit.

FriedShrimp · Answer

You are getting robbed.

Messier-11 · Answer

you are 23 years old bro. lose some weight and get some box. Gambling will be there when you get back I promise.

Henry-Lilly · Answer

Is that you in the picture?

SALTY · Answer

Well the fact that you are 23 and have to rely on your parents for internet connection, says a lot.

You seem to have a strange deal with your folks dude.

Take Messiers advice and if you lose the weight. For fucks sake do not talk about your parents to chics.

Because it seems you make decisions based on what THEY want you to do and probably seem like the type to talk about the way your parents are being mean....

And yes this time last year I was up to 280lbs....right now I am at 235-240 where I like to be at. I am 6'6" by the way.

You know what motivated me? A good friend told me I had man tits now. I ran for 5-6 day a week for 2 months and lost 25 lbs quick.

Go to yahoo and search "salty jones man tits" and there is my touching fat story

Good luck to you in more ways than one

Spooker · Answer

Davy Jones from the Monkees lolI give up. They took my laptop this morning and I couldn&#x27;t watch the Boxing. I have money anyways to move out but I like living at home because we have a big house and i get the whole of the upstairs area and I don&#x27;t have to see them.I told them I will go to the Gym for a month only to Xmas. After that I get all my privileges back as I need to watch NFL as I sleep during the day and I need to work out who will win by watching NFL.

SALTY · Answer

Dude for real you are getting treated like a bitch and at 23 dude, you should not be using phrases like "I get all my privileges back" and "They took my laptop this morning and I couldn't watch the Boxing"

Find something to do and get out of that house and quit being a real life Forrest Gump cause that is what it sounds like

mattbrot · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by SALTY]  Dude for real you are getting treated like a bitch and at 23 dude, you should not be using phrases like "I get all my privileges back" and "They took my laptop this morning and I couldn&#x27;t watch the Boxing"&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Find something to do and get out of that house and quit being a real life Forrest Gump cause that is what it sounds like&#xD;&#xA;   [/Quote]and for god sakes man -- lose some weight!!!

FriedShrimp · Answer

I just googled........ "Salty Jones Man Tits"

canadiantruth · Answer

Dude, you are screwed if that are that big at 23. It get's harder and harder every single year. Do yourself, and any woman (or man, however you roll) who has the unfortunate circumstance to accept your money for sex, the favor and lose weight.

It's a rare breed that likes screwing a fatty.

Oh, you'll live longer and a better quality of life too.

ShootDaClubUp · Answer

youll be dead by the time your 50 if you eat kfc every other day

Spooker · Answer

OK so what if I don&#x27;t want any bitches. They would just get in my way of betting. I found my hand feels like a woman&#x27;s sex organ anyway and I don&#x27;t have to call it a taxi in the morning

mattbrot · Answer

I have a feeling you are pulling some sort of schtick on us here

jagerfury · Answer

Buuut, if you are overwieght, give yourself an hour a day to walk around the block. Walking away from the charts, and the computer will freshen your skills. Also, get to a game!

whitesnake1983 · Answer

I had a problem with my folks when I was a teenager. I was in a band and had hair all the way down to my waist and my father (a police officer) told me to get rid of my hair or get lost. I told them to go fuck themselves, ran away from home and wrote them a letter that I'll start taking heroin if they don't come to their senses (I was actually at my older sister's house with her family and had real fun with my nephews

)... My mother went nuts, threatened to divorce my dad, if he doesn't take me back, he succumbed and I get to keep my hair. I still have long hair (not so long though), even after 14 years, I am no longer in a band, I have 3 university degrees in mathematics, theoretical physics and computer science and I love my parents now more than anything (even though I don't live with them for 10 years or more now)... And I have never had heroin in my life

So bluff it, man, don't be a wuss, say you'll start on drugs, or you'll go whoring around, or start drinking if they don't get off your back. And I am European, so I don't know how many kilograms are 246 pounds (maybe 110-115???), so you should lose weight only if you feel like it...

boberts427 · Answer

the salty jones man tit story

boberts427 · Answer

you have no self estem, if you don&#x27;t want tail at 23

Jaysvdubwhat · Answer

me too

Jaysvdubwhat · Answer

drugs might be a good thing for this guy

Kelly_Slater · Answer

This shit is FAKE

SALTY · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;Sounds like you have it figured out

ocd · Answer

thread is some funny sh*t...&#xD;&#xA;fat ppl smell bad.....&#xD;&#xA;and dont look to good...&#xD;&#xA;fat ppl will always be my motivation to stay in good shape...&#xD;&#xA;thank you fat lazy slobs...

troy9828 · Answer

Poster from post 15, you sounded like a big time little bitch when you were a teenager and maybe you still are...

Advising a 23 year old to threaten his parents that he will use drugs if they don't take him back WTF ??!!???

Dudes twenty-fuckin-three years old and doesn't even have ambitions of moving out and getting his own place,,,, and is pushing 3bills on the scale!!! That is disgusting! Fat creases probably smell like cheese and prob sweats KFC grease.

Don't get me wrong, I love my games to but when the rest of your life is in disarray, you have got a serious problem. How r u going to gamble on those NFL games with a whole bucket of fried chicken when you are 30 years old and on the verge of death,,

Your health should be your number 1 priority, and definitely above gambling WHEN YOU ARE 300 POUNDS OF FAT!

Michfan15 · Answer

pretty pathetic story for multiple reasons

if your making so much money and spending so much time eating KFC , analyzing NFL games, and not getting box, then just save us the bullshit and post your picks + analysis.....the overall purpose of this website

thank you

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