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Doctor to patient: "You have to stop masterbating."&#xA;Patient to doctor: "Why?"&#xA;Doctor to patient: "Because I&#x27;m trying to examine you."

Midnight1 · Answer

Doctor to patient: "You have to stop masterbating."&#xA;Patient to doctor: "Why?"&#xA;Doctor to patient: "Because I&#x27;m trying to examine you."

Midnight1 · Answer

A guy walks into a pet store &amp; tells the owner he wants to buy a bird.&#xA;The owner asks if he&#x27;s interested in a cockatoo.&#xA;The customer says "No, I just want a bird."

666LES · Answer

A little boy asks his Mother"Where did my baby Sister come from"?The Mother says"The Stork brought Her".The Boy asks "Who F*cked the Stork"?

Midnight1 · Answer

Here&#x27;s an oldie..&#xA;Two cannibals are eating a clown &amp; one looks at the other &amp; asks "Does this taste funny to you?"

Midnight1 · Answer

A guy walks into a convenience store, and he grabs a single-serving meal, a single-serving drink, a single-serving toothpaste, a single-serving dessert, single-serving everything, and he goes up to the counter with it and the woman at the counter says, "Let me guess, you&#x27;re single?" And he says, "Yeah, how could you tell?" And she says, "Because you&#x27;re really  ugly."

Midnight1 · Answer

This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on gambling, drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that&#x2019;s what I&#x2019;m going to use it on.

Midnight1 · Answer

A man comes to Mrs. Smith&#x2019;s door and says, &#x201C;There&#x2019;s been an accident at the brewery. Your husband fell into ?a vat of beer and drowned.&#x201D;&#xA;Mrs. Smith wails, &#x201C;Oh, the poor man! He never had a chance!&#x201D;&#xA;The man says, &#x201C;I don&#x2019;t know about that. He got out three times to go to the bathroom.&#x201D;

The Hawk · Answer

She&#x27;s a trophy wife................just not first place

The Hawk · Answer

Ham sandwich walks into a bar...&#xA;Bartender goes "We don&#x27;t sell ham sandwiches"&#xA;Sandwich goes "That&#x27;s okay, I just want a beer"

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