I’m not gonna go . I decided against it . but I make waaaaaaay more than 40 dollars an hour , so if I chose to , I in fact , could go ……easily
but I’m not . it just doesn’t really touch the super beeping on my radar . I’d rather spend my money and time on more important things .
like family , and making a difference in people’s lives ……
plus calligraphy also , and cleaning that hard to reach area between the sink and the dishwashing machine , that too…..
shit , I’ll even take the time to assort all of the leaves that have fallen from the trees in my spacious backyard into color coded piles…….
I’m a hard worker . I go through the painstaking process of separating all of the reds , yellows , and browns , and even make a special grouping for those super rare combination ones that exhibit the qualities of having many different hues…..
then I invite the neighborhood kids over and give them an impromptu class on the evils of discrimination , prejudice , and racism , even going as far as touching on the subject of world war 2 and the nazi regime’s disgusting attempts at world domination……
long story short , by the end of my soliloquy , I have the full attention and confidence of all those little rugrats in attendance , without even one finger having entered a nostril to pick a booger , or one butt being scratched……
yes like Tupac , it’s All Eyez on Me …..
and what do I do with all of those piles of segregated leaves afterwards ?
I’m glad that you asked . I put them all together . and mix them up . into a majestic mountain of multi-colored peace and harmony , just as our world should be , and let the kids have at it , by playing , jumping and laughing all in that son of a bitch ….
I like to do my part . by teaching the right things , but also making it fun in the process . and this one is not bragging , it’s just bonus points because : I also saved all the parents of these kids the struggle and heartache of having their children fuck up all the piles of collected leaves on their own lawns .
no worries pal . I’ll just clean it all up again . I’m in great shape , I got this . It’s just a small example , or a microcosm of what I do everyday anyway , no matter the season ……
fixing messes and people’s mistakes . maybe that’s why I make waaaaaaaaay more than 40 dollars an hour and can afford to go to the World Cup if I chose to , cuz the business that I’m in , is always busy , and never feels the sting of a recession……
god bless and enjoy the matches ! and if you are one of those “ forza azzuri ! “ characters …
better luck next time . maybe you’ll qualify for the next one …..
and p.s. , I think it might be time to take that mario balotelli poster where he rips his shirt off after scoring a goal off of the wall over your bed and stop living in the past ….. because it’s a new year , with new , endless , glorious possibilities…..
god bless
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