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I went to get to one the other day. After I was done I felt like the biggest Dirtbag ever but I really want to go back right now. I'm not even into Asian chicks. Do any of you guys do this as a regular hobby? That massage was legit though. And when I flipped over she definitely was not impressed by my pecker. Just so you guys know.
 
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Funny you tell this story.  I relocated to the Philippines last year and get massage here on a regular basis, albeit not the "happy ending" kind.  2 nights ago I took some cheap Viagra and indulged in a nice long love fest with the girlfriend.  Last night I was getting my weekly massage but the Viagra was still doing it's thing.  I knew that I was going to need to turn over soon and I used all of my weak mental powers to calm things down.  No luck.  I just couldn't get rid of the thing and when it came time to roll over I had to apologize profusely. 
I don't think she was impressed with my pecker either. Unfazed she quietly put a towel over the area and after I adjusted it she continued with the massage without any fuss. 
Did I learn anything from this?


No.
 
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Only massage I have ever had was from my kids.... never had a real massage from a masseuse

I have no urge to get one.  Never had a pedicure either.  I guess I am old school and don't buy into the whole pampering thing.  Pampering for me is a few glasses of bourbon and some great music on the hifi


 
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I'm pretty sure you were a dirtbag before you went in.   
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

I'm pretty sure you were a dirtbag before you went in.   


A dirtbag with a tiny pecker that visits disgusting asian massage parlors

AKA

"Bleeding Heart Liberal"
 
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Did she call you "Wee Wang"?
 
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WEE WANG, now that's funny I don't care who you are that's funny right there, just good humor, no disrespect to fcris12
 
 
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Me love you long time 
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