best covers quotes

"Can you get a girl pregnant if you fawk her in the azz ?"

"I shall be following this system closely."

Wish I knew who first said that one.

"This thread is useless without pictures."

I came across this little beauty in the soccer forum a couple of months ago  

post 1 

https://www.covers.com/forum/soccer-36/sports-betting-is-just-ez-103683268

 '' If you are losing money in Sports betting is because you are an overthinker. ''

“I’m bringing sexy back”

~~~fartnsniff  

"I lost Everything!"  "F this, I'm never coming back"

immediately followed by:

"OK, See Ya Tomorrow!"

”Saturday picks from the trailer park”

~~~get_liquid

How to get a girl to like you?  Bake her a cake.

I think I had sex with my sister.

I forget who. I wasn't an active poster by then. Had a different profile and mostly would only post in the college football match up pages. I'd read through every now and then. I remember thinking, "Who are these clowns?!" Now it is I who is the clown.

Who can forget this unbeatable system  

some classic quotes in it which I've highlighted 

https://www.covers.com/forum/the-archives-89/here-is-how-you-never-have-to-pay-the-juice-again-100645720

This works for an online account.  Basically if you like a side, just make it a parlay with a total that has a 1/2 point on it. 

For example if you like Louisville -3 tonight and you were planning on betting $110 on Louisville to win $100.  Find any game with a total that has a 1/2 point on it.  Bet $50 parlay on Louisville/Under and another $50 on Louisville/Over.  You are guaranteed not to push on the total as long as you select a game with a 1/2 point on the total. 

If Louisville covers the spread, you will win one of your bets at 2.6:1 paying out $180.  You will lose the other $50.

Instead of wagering $110 to win $100, you have instead wagered $100 to win $130.

'' Take that online books! ''

cont'd from above 

I use Betus and have been doing it for years.

Let me dumb this down for you all.

$10 Parlay Louisville & Under

$10 Parlay Louisville & Over

Risking $20 to Win $26 vs. Risking $20 to Win $18 on straight wager.

Ba bip

Good ol CruzCrennie....

Take (insert random team) and go to bed 

Any thread by old time poster DAD talking about drinking low life beer and making homemade pizza...  Or .. " Was just going to pat you on the back for that nice pick but your own hand got in the way"..  Artjr..

"I'd you don't laugh once a day you will cry for the rest of your life" Apache Joe.

Can someone share Billy Donovan Quotes on March Madness?