Best gig you ever had

I was 18  she was mid thirties.

When I turned 16 in 2001, I got a job blowing up balloons at the local Party City from Sophomore year to April 2003 of my Senior year.  I worked with 2 of my good buddies earning baller loot! 

That’s right kids; $7.50 an hour!  That’s really good money because I didn’t have car expenses so most of it helped finance my booze and dro’ habit, hahaha.  Great time of my life and it was the easiest job I ever had.   I really loved high school.  Virtually no responsibility. 

Recently had a 3 week job rebuilding a water cooling tower paid 18 an hour 70 hour work week money was nice took home over a grand a week bought a nice ride for the girl friend Volvo s60 wish I could've done this for a couple of years. Up here non union carpenter is lucky to get 20 and a 40 hour week....

From the age of 20-22 I was a bouncer at a popular bar for college students. So my job was to sit on a stool at the door looking at beutiful young ladies and IDs and met a ton of them that became booty calls. If I wasn't doing that I was throwing (escorting) people out and when need be getting physical and a cop was always there to have my back. Easy and fun gig, but I had to grow up and went back to college out of state.

In his youth he worked in a billiard club. It also had a bar in which some visitors drank too much. I had to see a lot of concerts, I had to be strong to stop it.

Into a great gig, housing a per day allowance and 14.56 an hour to construct a bridge with a brilliant team. 6 12 hours 72 time and a half after 40 and all expense paid package to the down east coast, for as they call , across the pond a working holiday .

Can someone translate for me please?

Week3 into this one back here working great opportunity. Brought the misses with me for this week boss showed me a place to get a rent up here loving life today happy labor day to all of you that work hard provide for a family and lucky to have. A beer left in the fridge.