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I'm trying to figure out what my girlfriend is planning on buying me for christmas...she wanted to know my waist size...but assured me she wasn't buying me pants ...

 

Any idea?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by JTmonayyy:

I'm trying to figure out what my girlfriend is planning on buying me for christmas...she wanted to know my waist size...but assured me she wasn't buying me pants ...

 

Any idea?

Do you fish? Maybe she buying you some waders??

 
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belly buster fat burning belt
 
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You have a girlfriend? reading some of your other posts i thought you would have a life partner or a companion.
 
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Maybe you happen to be the same size as the other guy she is seeing
 
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a rhinestone belt...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Grego:

Maybe you happen to be the same size as the other guy she is seeing


Haha that would suck!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CURRRTIS123:

You have a girlfriend? reading some of your other posts i thought you would have a life partner or a companion.


I guess that is why you're in covers rehab...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by biggdizzle:

Do you fish? Maybe she buying you some waders??



You may be right.
 
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what are waders??????

 
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https://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/upimg4%5CFishing-waders_52364.jpg
 
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Quote Originally Posted by captjohn67:

a rhinestone belt...
 
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a strap-on?
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Quote Originally Posted by Grego:

Maybe you happen to be the same size as the other guy she is seeing


hahaha

 
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Maybe she is buying you a Chewbacca costume for role play. Women love to be man handled by some hairy godless creature.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DTher85:

Maybe she is buying you a Chewbacca costume for role play. Women love to be man handled by some hairy godless creature.


 
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Does she often wear a Princess Leia outfit to bed?
 
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tell her it better not be pants that ride up on the crotch.  Who the fuck designed these pants that hug the balls and leave no room for wiggling.

 

 
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She's ordering you a pair of Oshgosh B-Gosh overalls.

Good luck and post a picture.

 
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A really nice tool belt?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

She's ordering you a pair of Oshgosh B-Gosh overalls.

Good luck and post a picture.



Picture of what?
 
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Well, at least your not getting a Snuggie............
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

a strap-on?
 
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Are you one of those a-holes that wears their pants around their thighs?  maybe she's buying you a damn belt. 

Come to think of it, I think that would be an excellent charity (and a way to tell thugs what I think)... I could go to the projects and tout my new charity.  I'd need a catchy name... maybe you guys could help?  Something like "Belts for thugs" or "suspendas fo ganstas" or something like that.  It would have to relay my obvious disgust with the way these young punks have their ass hanging out.  Maybe even a tag line like "Looking low class?  Cover your ass!"

Any help is appreciated.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by WendysRox:

Are you one of those a-holes that wears their pants around their thighs?  maybe she's buying you a damn belt. 

Come to think of it, I think that would be an excellent charity (and a way to tell thugs what I think)... I could go to the projects and tout my new charity.  I'd need a catchy name... maybe you guys could help?  Something like "Belts for thugs" or "suspendas fo ganstas" or something like that.  It would have to relay my obvious disgust with the way these young punks have their ass hanging out.  Maybe even a tag line like "Looking low class?  Cover your ass!"

Any help is appreciated.


Definately not, no offence to anyone but I can't stand those types of people.
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