DON'T MISS JEOPARDY TONIGHT

How it happened is the real shocker.

Laying on a gurney , my last moments seem a lifetime ,

the fights , the likes , the loves , the big butts and the itty bitty ones that I cuddled under in the nighttime 

say my last rights I’m 

off to what’s next , my only hope is it’s heavenly

never knowing what this dope wrote about Jeopardy…..

you buried me dogg RIP

Damn,Missed it. Just like every Jeopardy program for the Last 30 years.

@666LES

 Yep, remain ignorant.

It's difficult for you to know the question when you can't even understand the answer.

A Combination of the two , a cosmopolitan stew , a taint changing its nature , a lot to misconstrue , an angel or atheist has the same Q and A upon examination , is that a lady or a dude ?

buttocks saggy , beard’s unshaven ,

three beers in I’m waverin’ , clearly this is weird and imma say it again

but then I hesitate ,

and double dip my potato chip ,

not sure if it’s a Lays or a Herr’s ,

the man sitting to my left with the big breasts says “ Hey ! “ it is her’s , 

fade me fam , I thought his name was Jake but she states it’s Jan , I’ve cratered , I’ve crashed , unable to label if it’s a babe or a man , 

how do you masturbate ? Vibrator or hand ?

I think better of it and don’t ask , too personal , none of my business , but you look like you could lift a Buick up high and swing it

i surmise I’m just a dumb guy and ig’nint

and focus my attention instead to the game on the tv

but still watching the waitress’ shake of what seems to be a double D team

playfully bouncing inside her shirt

unable to look down , I guess I’m the jerk…..

you live one life , live it happy , respect , God bless , whatever’s next , imma be ready , but the guy I seen on Jeopardy goes together like Lima beans and spaghetti…..