Gift Idea?

Hey there! My lil niece has her third B-Day soon! And I have no idea about a gift [image from unapproved source] Found some ideas here  , but I'm not sure.. Can you help? Thanx in advance for your replies!

A bottle of Black Label.

This keeps erasing. I hate the new covers.

Get her something educational/mentally stimulating. Or get her something sports related. Don't get her a typical "girlie" gift. I'm not saying to get her a G.I. Joe but you don't have to get her a doll either. Get her some building blocks. Help her become an architect instead of a teen mom. Get her a toy set of golf clubs. Maybe she ends up on the LPGA. Get her a toy musical instrument. Those are great gifts for nieces/nephews because they annoy thr h3ll out of their parents. All of these things are unisex and will empower her without you coming off like one of those hippies that gives Barbies to boys and cap guns to girls just to make a political statement.

Not that girls can't get cap guns. Shyt, i'm like Oprah wit the heat.

"You get a gun! And you get a gun! You get a crossbow!"

How about an old-fashioned US treasury bond that matures later on when she can cash it in or a roll of new shiny silver dollars...and a little doll she will appreciate at 3 years old

Boring yet great gifts. My grandmother used to always give me silver dollars but she'll appreciate them more in a year or two. The bond is an oldie but goodie.

treasury bond..lol

iPhone X .

Methane from mars .... 

But all future exploration and extraction from mars as a sold bond on Wall Street have the agreement proceed through the divisions of wto ( world trade organizations) allow the United Nations agree to the terms endorsed by un councils and wait for maturity when exploration of mars is feasible . Then when methane is needed for rocketry and is utilized cash in your futures for an indefinite period of returns.....

You and 666 combined to beat me to a T.Rex reference in another thread so we're even. Would've been funnier coming from me though because i'm under 40 and black.

Weed or tobacky?

AT that age they like Barney or PAW Patrol...Something along that theme would work well.