Green flags

1. Saying “thank you” and showing appreciation when it’s warranted.

When you can say off the wall malarkey off the heezy and not stand out horribly in a bad way like the image of man’s nipple being chewed off by a Rottweiler at your local park on a warm Sunday evening as the solar rays begin their descent across Mother Earth’s landscape in the far away distance and background .

that’s always a good sign . 

@spockgato

A sense of humor like you just exhibited that is so grandiose and upscale that it should be shown at the louvre next to them oil paintings of nude French women when the roly polyness of the chunky female form was not only revered but lusted after . 

kudos max 

@spockgato

2. Gotta smell good 

3. Has a sense of humor 

4. exceptional mastery of the english language and grammar 

Remembering details...this shit gets so lost on many today and they just blame it on ADD or ADHD but that's bullshit...you should be able to remember things in detail instead of glossing over it...

How one treats their mother is another...if you are not treating your mother well, then fuck off...that is of course, so long as your mother was actually a good mother to begin with and was there for you and supportive

Has either good friends or is strong enough to know that certain friends are not good for them

Putting up a green flag the day of to let me know it's meatloaf night....that's just considerate shit right der

@ABooksNightmare

Has either good friends or is strong enough to know that certain friends are not good for them

leadership qualities and signs of intelligence. but it could mean a lot of other things or a combination of many qualities. first thought that comes to mind is that this person is a great manager of relationships. having any skilled mastered is a green flag. 

5. offering to split the bill. 

6. Taking the last slice of pizza

7. having cool and not taking out your pistol in a domestic dispute

Not staring at your server’s giant tits and/or cleavage as they make their way to your table to greet you …..

because first and foremost it is rude , unless of course she works at a Hooters , then , well , that’s the life she chose …..

or if it’s unfortunately a He at a regular restaurant don’t do it either cuz gynecomastea is no laughing matter and it is indeed a bitch( tits )

Ya feel me ?

Let people live as they are whether they are “ blessed “ or “ cursed “ ….

@spockgato

if you like her you watch them and let her know with a smile

8. Being able to zig when everyone else is zagging 

Conversing with a member of the female species in an entertaining and social manner while making eye contact and smiling with her when all of a sudden she touches and/or brushes your arm during a particularly exciting moment of the interaction which leads you to believe in no uncertain terms that she totally wants you to blast a DNA missile containing your genetic code into her hot pocket of sweltering moistness and bliss . 

now be careful with that or else you’ll fumble and don’t even think about going back to get it .. it’s gone forever 

Walking into an unknown and first time ever been there restaurant’s bathroom with fear and apprehension gripping at your heart like your first girlfriend did your wangbone that time at the movies ……

because you just don’t know what kind of schifoso nightmare of dirty doody toilet seats and piss stank floors await you ……

only to be pleasantly surprised with decent aromas and dry tiles at your feet with the only caveat being you can hear the grotesque sounds of a fat man behind the stall door unloading a diatribe of sour souvlaki stomach into the awaiting porcelain dookie entrapper ……

9. having disposable toilet seat covers in the personal bathroom

10. Make a bet and your mush friend bets opposite 

11. Punctual and being present 

Forthcomingness , a tour de force of cunning and wits , my mother’s four course smorgasbord of pork , dumplings and grits , the scorching of the sun to my skin , the melanin that absorbs it’s torment the rush to exist , coupled with a hundred other motherfuckin’ things I love that’s the shit ……

@spockgato

the world stops for no one. earth rotates 24/7/365. keep on grinding.