How do you get rid of hiccups?

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Serious.  Very Serious. fukkers have been hounding me for two hours now.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Serious.  Very Serious. fukkers have been hounding me for two hours now.

VanDutch · Answer

https://youtu.be/6w6sKj4jQO8

Midnight1 · Answer

Take a thumb full of peanut butter &amp; put in on the roof of your mouth with your tongue &amp; let it melt. BINGO...

SarasotaSlim · Answer

I hold my breath and hop around on one foot ..does it for me..

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

I&#x27;m serious as a heart attack right now my covers brothers.Not in any agonizing pain but these hiccups are a nuisance.  Been going on for almost four hours.  Tried almost everything.  Drank water.  Took a big dump.  30 minute hot shower.  Wifey blowjob.  Nothing friggin works!!!

VanDutch · Answer

Everyone knows a BJ won&#x27;t cure hiccups .

Midnight1 · Answer

Van..it&#x27;s important for us to perpetuate the bj myth.

idle_havoc · Answer

cap full of vinegar

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Alright, 5 friggin hours now, no relief.  Just ate a sugar muffin.blowjob number two didn.t work either

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Finally I have relief!!!

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Stuck my fingers in my ears tight and held my breath for about a minute.  Hiccups gone like magic!!!

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Apparently there is a scientific short answer to the hiccup problem.

Hiccups occur when your diaphragm muscle, located between your heart and liver in the center of your chest, becomes "short-circuted" by a controlling nerve. How does this happen? Can be from many reasons. Safe bet my symptoms were triggered by me drinking an entire 1.75L of Seagrams VO between 10am and 5pm.

Oh, sh!t, they are back.

I_Need_A_Detox · Answer

Stop taking benzodiazepines

GimmeMoneyNow · Answer

At least you pleased the wifey before you selfishly asked for a second BJ.....

The Hawk · Answer

You&#x27;d think she would have learned after the first. I&#x27;d make this my go-top for any "problem"&#xA; &#xA;"Honey, the car won&#x27;t start...."

jamesxnj · Answer

Light a couple matches and put them out in a small glass of water,then drink the water.Bartender showed me and it freaking worked..Psychological? Who knows.But from major drinking only food helps me.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Not sure about the burnt matches.  The magnesium maybe?  But C02 worked on my hiccups.  Stuck my head into a paper bag and breathed.  It worked.

HockeyTeeth · Answer

The bj angle was nice try. Husbands have been using the bj to cure hiccups hoax for centuries. if your wife gets the hiccups the bj will most probably cure hers, something to do with gag reflex and thrusting. Thats not a hoax just good science.

The longest recorded case, 68 yrs 1922 1990, pig farmer iowa.

How do you get rid of hiccups?

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