How Long Should My Pipe Screen Last

I know they are cheap but I seem to be burning through these quickly. I get maybe 10 to 12 uses. I clean it & get maybe 3 or 4 more.

Sound about right?

First off, you shouldn't smocking! 

But...seing as you are an adult..go ahead, here is a handy reference guide for you.

Pipe Screen Life Expectancy

Tobacco 24 uses

Weed 10 uses

Khat 3 uses

Crack unlimted no. of uses

Thanks....I've been too phoned to stone home.

You should get a nice glass pipe. Then you wouldn't need screens.

Real men roll cigarellos

How often do you change your panties?......

I would change screens with that same frequency

Real men? You do realize the very name "cigarillo" means a teeny tiny cigar for girly men who can't handle a full sized cigars? Guys who have small hands that a dainty lil cigarillo is just perfect for. That's what you smoke, huh?

I remember you. You're from Arkansas right? 

You're the dope who thought the Arkansas state bird was a mosquito. You also wanted a child & moved back to find a potent cousin. Isn't that right boy?

I don't mean to denigrate Arkansas but you sound like one of those uneducated scumbags. BTW denigrate means "put down."

Great attempt at an Arkansas "put down" and BTW I am very aware of "what it means" but let me take you to school real quick Mr. Education and grade your paper...Just an FYI "you're not as smart as you think you are" because spelling is not your strong suit.

And lastly....I will say I am impressed and give you partial credit for remembering where I'm from...partial credit that is. But after grading your paper son you get a D- on your effort. You are lucky Professor Salty is giving you a "passing grade" with your elementary grammar errors and most of your memory of me is wrong.....

I never claimed to know the state bird and "FYI" it was my mom I moved back to be with and I'm proud to say now she is my wife and the mother of my 4 children. She told me she wanted grandkids so I naturally put a ring on it and the rest is history.....

Both of your posts are full of grammatical errors. Stop being pots and kettles. And as far as cousin lovin' goes, why is everyone so down on it? You don't have to go through that awkward getting to know each other phase. You don't have to meet her family. I mean, if she's hot...

Now this guy talking about screwing his mom, that is just sick. Too far, man. Too far.

Yes...real men. Thank you for being Websters and defining "cigarello" for me. But it is very clear you are not speaking from life experiences which is expected from a classic textbook D-bag who is not smart enough to know when to change a pipe screen....

It is apparent from your response you are not qualified to speak to Professor Salty regarding any subject let alone on cigars and weed culture.....

You see son one typically does not split open a "traditional tobacco leaf cigar" to roll weed in. You may have read about or seen a rap video that refers to "blunt smoking" and of course it was over your head.....but "blunt cigars" are a thing of the past because of the Swisher market taking over marketing "cigarellos" and as you can still find "blunts" they are losing marketshare on the shelves....Class dismissed.

Oh...and FYI in my "girly" cigarellos I would bet a dime that I put more weed in "ONE" of my Swishers than you smoke in 2 weeks.

Well all I can say to that is I believe all the sister/brother/ cousin fetish porn you watch has warped your perception reality on life and social situations regarding how DTF they are.....

But I can shed some light on why one's mom is the ideal choice to start a family with. Well for starters it just feels like home and you know she is already good at playing house.....My oldest boy is now 8 and it can be confusing for him and his siblings...

He called me grandpa at the dinner table the other night when he asked me if I was gonna say grace before we ate? So I yanked him out of his seat and spanked him yelling at him that he better call me dad from now on! I then sent him to bed hungry to send a message to the others! I think they all know now.

I very rarely even watch porn and when I do it's all big booty white girls.

You probably do put more weed in your girly cigars than I smoke in 2 weeks because I pretty much only do dabs at this point. I have an E-nail. If i'm smoking flower it's because one of my bruhs rolled one up or packed a bowl. It's just a novelty at this point. Class dismissed.

And I know everyone uses cigarillos now and nobody uses blunt cigars but I just thought you saying "real men smoke cigarillos" was funny as shyt. It's oxymoronic. It's like saying, "All you old-timers with your straight leg jeans. Everyone knows real men wear skinny jeans." Sure it's what all the kids are doing. H3ll, there are killas running around in skinny jeans. That don't make it manly though.

I'm 35 and maybe showing my age but the all-time greatest rolling cigar is the Philly Titan. I digress. You can keep poking your own mom, wearing your skinny jeans, and smoking your "manly" cigarillos that you put "so much weed in" even though it's only physically possible to put so much weed in a cigarillo. I'll keep poking big booty white girls, doing dabs, and racking up pencil sized rails.

#WhiteXmas...Aren't you kids all about the hashtag.

#shakeandbake

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