....And I swear the guy behind me in line wearing a mask and gloves looked at me as he walked into my fart cloud freaked out like he was Arnold Schwarzenegger exposed on Mars in the original Total Recall!!
I looked him in the eye with the confidence knowing I could whoop his azz and said....."CALM DOWN MAN! THAT'S NOT HOW THE VIRUS SPREADS!" ....as I just arrived onto my next social distancing sticker in line to stand on....as he arrived to my previous sticker in line.
I'm not a doctor but people are freaking out and buying way too much into this glorified flu Coronavirus crappola!
....And I swear the guy behind me in line wearing a mask and gloves looked at me as he walked into my fart cloud freaked out like he was Arnold Schwarzenegger exposed on Mars in the original Total Recall!!
I looked him in the eye with the confidence knowing I could whoop his azz and said....."CALM DOWN MAN! THAT'S NOT HOW THE VIRUS SPREADS!" ....as I just arrived onto my next social distancing sticker in line to stand on....as he arrived to my previous sticker in line.
I'm not a doctor but people are freaking out and buying way too much into this glorified flu Coronavirus crappola!
There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day?
Relax. I'm unvaxxed!
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There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day?
There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day?
I don't wear a mask but that actually is not a bad idea.
Sometimes when I fart I am actually impressed with how bad it stinks...And I must admit that I am actually looking forward to farting again which I know will be happening soon..... I feel a flood in my brain of happy chemicals when the aroma of joy flows through my nose holes when the confirmation of foulness of round 2 processes!
Farting into a face mask could enhance my pleasure like the auto-erotic asphyxiation version of my farting pleasure.
I'll keep everyone updated!
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Quote Originally Posted by mctrap:
There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day?
I don't wear a mask but that actually is not a bad idea.
Sometimes when I fart I am actually impressed with how bad it stinks...And I must admit that I am actually looking forward to farting again which I know will be happening soon..... I feel a flood in my brain of happy chemicals when the aroma of joy flows through my nose holes when the confirmation of foulness of round 2 processes!
Farting into a face mask could enhance my pleasure like the auto-erotic asphyxiation version of my farting pleasure.
There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day?
I have yet to wear a mask, cocksucker. Bosses to what they want. Suckas like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. Bosses eat ribeye's while suckas like you cry about a beef shortage and the plant protein agenda.
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Quote Originally Posted by mctrap:
There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day?
I have yet to wear a mask, cocksucker. Bosses to what they want. Suckas like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. Bosses eat ribeye's while suckas like you cry about a beef shortage and the plant protein agenda.
Quote Originally Posted by mctrap: There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day? I have yet to wear a mask, cocksucker. Bosses to what they want. Suckas like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. Bosses eat ribeye's while suckas like you cry about a beef shortage and the plant protein agenda.
Tell me i'm fucking lying, bitch. Haven't you been crying about having to do wear a mask. Stay indoors. Do what you're told for the past few weeks? Meanwhile me and my crew are building out a temporary speakeasy called Social Distancing where you don't have to social distance. Bosses do what they want. Lambchops like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. You're a weak excuse of a man and that's why you're so worried about all this. Why don't you run back to the sewing circle with that daytime drama bs, this is a man's website.
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:
Quote Originally Posted by mctrap: There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day? I have yet to wear a mask, cocksucker. Bosses to what they want. Suckas like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. Bosses eat ribeye's while suckas like you cry about a beef shortage and the plant protein agenda.
Tell me i'm fucking lying, bitch. Haven't you been crying about having to do wear a mask. Stay indoors. Do what you're told for the past few weeks? Meanwhile me and my crew are building out a temporary speakeasy called Social Distancing where you don't have to social distance. Bosses do what they want. Lambchops like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. You're a weak excuse of a man and that's why you're so worried about all this. Why don't you run back to the sewing circle with that daytime drama bs, this is a man's website.
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: Quote Originally Posted by mctrap: There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day? I have yet to wear a mask, cocksucker. Bosses to what they want. Suckas like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. Bosses eat ribeye's while suckas like you cry about a beef shortage and the plant protein agenda. Tell me i'm fucking lying, bitch. Haven't you been crying about having to do wear a mask. Stay indoors. Do what you're told for the past few weeks? Meanwhile me and my crew are building out a temporary speakeasy called Social Distancing where you don't have to social distance. Bosses do what they want. Lambchops like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. You're a weak excuse of a man and that's why you're so worried about all this. Why don't you run back to the sewing circle with that daytime drama bs, this is a man's website.
I notice that you respond to your own quotes
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say that you like your own posts on facebook
I bet everyone on your friends list can't wait to see the pics of your next lunch....or dinner. OR your solid gold opinions of what your thoughts of interactions with other people throughout the day in your daily life....
I'm guessing 5+ posts a day to your wall on that minus who the hell knows how many shares you make sharing the solid gold you call the browsing history of your newsfeed
Be honest Stu.....you pleasure yourself to selfie videos of yourself pleasuring yourself don't you
No worries man....we won't judge you here. We are all pals
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: Quote Originally Posted by mctrap: There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day? I have yet to wear a mask, cocksucker. Bosses to what they want. Suckas like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. Bosses eat ribeye's while suckas like you cry about a beef shortage and the plant protein agenda. Tell me i'm fucking lying, bitch. Haven't you been crying about having to do wear a mask. Stay indoors. Do what you're told for the past few weeks? Meanwhile me and my crew are building out a temporary speakeasy called Social Distancing where you don't have to social distance. Bosses do what they want. Lambchops like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. You're a weak excuse of a man and that's why you're so worried about all this. Why don't you run back to the sewing circle with that daytime drama bs, this is a man's website.
I notice that you respond to your own quotes
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say that you like your own posts on facebook
I bet everyone on your friends list can't wait to see the pics of your next lunch....or dinner. OR your solid gold opinions of what your thoughts of interactions with other people throughout the day in your daily life....
I'm guessing 5+ posts a day to your wall on that minus who the hell knows how many shares you make sharing the solid gold you call the browsing history of your newsfeed
Be honest Stu.....you pleasure yourself to selfie videos of yourself pleasuring yourself don't you
No worries man....we won't judge you here. We are all pals
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: Quote Originally Posted by mctrap: There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day? I have yet to wear a mask, cocksucker. Bosses to what they want. Suckas like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. Bosses eat ribeye's while suckas like you cry about a beef shortage and the plant protein agenda. Tell me i'm fucking lying, bitch. Haven't you been crying about having to do wear a mask. Stay indoors. Do what you're told for the past few weeks? Meanwhile me and my crew are building out a temporary speakeasy called Social Distancing where you don't have to social distance. Bosses do what they want. Lambchops like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. You're a weak excuse of a man and that's why you're so worried about all this. Why don't you run back to the sewing circle with that daytime drama bs, this is a man's website. I notice that you respond to your own quotes I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say that you like your own posts on facebook I bet everyone on your friends list can't wait to see the pics of your next lunch....or dinner. OR your solid gold opinions of what your thoughts of interactions with other people throughout the day in your daily life.... I'm guessing 5+ posts a day to your wall on that minus who the hell knows how many shares you make sharing the solid gold you call the browsing history of your newsfeed Be honest Stu.....you pleasure yourself to selfie videos of yourself pleasuring yourself don't you No worries man....we won't judge you here. We are all pals
I'm not on facebook. My friends tell me of they like or dislike something in person. Covers is the closest I come to social media, I really don't need validation from strangers or an internet brokeback mountain situation like you and trap? What, are you trying to defend him? Are you the top?
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: Quote Originally Posted by mctrap: There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day? I have yet to wear a mask, cocksucker. Bosses to what they want. Suckas like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. Bosses eat ribeye's while suckas like you cry about a beef shortage and the plant protein agenda. Tell me i'm fucking lying, bitch. Haven't you been crying about having to do wear a mask. Stay indoors. Do what you're told for the past few weeks? Meanwhile me and my crew are building out a temporary speakeasy called Social Distancing where you don't have to social distance. Bosses do what they want. Lambchops like you do what they're told and cry about it on the internet. You're a weak excuse of a man and that's why you're so worried about all this. Why don't you run back to the sewing circle with that daytime drama bs, this is a man's website. I notice that you respond to your own quotes I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say that you like your own posts on facebook I bet everyone on your friends list can't wait to see the pics of your next lunch....or dinner. OR your solid gold opinions of what your thoughts of interactions with other people throughout the day in your daily life.... I'm guessing 5+ posts a day to your wall on that minus who the hell knows how many shares you make sharing the solid gold you call the browsing history of your newsfeed Be honest Stu.....you pleasure yourself to selfie videos of yourself pleasuring yourself don't you No worries man....we won't judge you here. We are all pals
I'm not on facebook. My friends tell me of they like or dislike something in person. Covers is the closest I come to social media, I really don't need validation from strangers or an internet brokeback mountain situation like you and trap? What, are you trying to defend him? Are you the top?
You're right about one thing though. I could pleasure myself to myself. You would pleasure yourself to me too. I'm the type of dude that dudes like you pay to bone your old lady while you watch and beat off. Hypothetical cuz i'd bet money you don't have an old lady.
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You're right about one thing though. I could pleasure myself to myself. You would pleasure yourself to me too. I'm the type of dude that dudes like you pay to bone your old lady while you watch and beat off. Hypothetical cuz i'd bet money you don't have an old lady.
You're right about one thing though. I could pleasure myself to myself. You would pleasure yourself to me too. I'm the type of dude that dudes like you pay to bone your old lady while you watch and beat off. Hypothetical cuz i'd bet money you don't have an old lady.
Stumptownstu....I know I am right about making that assumption about you. It is very clear to anyone with a basic understanding of psychology would know after reading your thoughts that you are such a pussi that you have to think about yourself to get your junk hard
What is funny to me is the bet you made about me would have been a winning ticket at the window! And anyone with common sense can clearly see that you are a natural born loser and you do not win many bets overall.
But sometimes losers get lucky and you bet and won by default...Cause dude...FYI....I straight up pump em and dump em! I never let em become an old lady
But now since we are betting against each other and all....I bet the income of the future of the rest of my life you have never been paid to bang any mans "old lady".
I will put all of those chips on that you troll craigslist and travel any distance to be the guy that shows up to bang dudes gals for free in cuckhold situations at run down interstate motels because you get off while dudes are butt naked jerking off in the room watching you screw!
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:
You're right about one thing though. I could pleasure myself to myself. You would pleasure yourself to me too. I'm the type of dude that dudes like you pay to bone your old lady while you watch and beat off. Hypothetical cuz i'd bet money you don't have an old lady.
Stumptownstu....I know I am right about making that assumption about you. It is very clear to anyone with a basic understanding of psychology would know after reading your thoughts that you are such a pussi that you have to think about yourself to get your junk hard
What is funny to me is the bet you made about me would have been a winning ticket at the window! And anyone with common sense can clearly see that you are a natural born loser and you do not win many bets overall.
But sometimes losers get lucky and you bet and won by default...Cause dude...FYI....I straight up pump em and dump em! I never let em become an old lady
But now since we are betting against each other and all....I bet the income of the future of the rest of my life you have never been paid to bang any mans "old lady".
I will put all of those chips on that you troll craigslist and travel any distance to be the guy that shows up to bang dudes gals for free in cuckhold situations at run down interstate motels because you get off while dudes are butt naked jerking off in the room watching you screw!
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: You're right about one thing though. I could pleasure myself to myself. You would pleasure yourself to me too. I'm the type of dude that dudes like you pay to bone your old lady while you watch and beat off. Hypothetical cuz i'd bet money you don't have an old lady. Stumptownstu....I know I am right about making that assumption about you. It is very clear to anyone with a basic understanding of psychology would know after reading your thoughts that you are such a pussi that you have to think about yourself to get your junk hard What is funny to me is the bet you made about me would have been a winning ticket at the window! And anyone with common sense can clearly see that you are a natural born loser and you do not win many bets overall. But sometimes losers get lucky and you bet and won by default...Cause dude...FYI....I straight up pump em and dump em! I never let em become an old lady But now since we are betting against each other and all....I bet the income of the future of the rest of my life you have never been paid to bang any mans "old lady". I will put all of those chips on that you troll craigslist and travel any distance to be the guy that shows up to bang dudes gals for free in cuckhold situations at run down interstate motels because you get off while dudes are butt naked jerking off in the room watching you screw!
You pump your own dick. Dudes like you and Trap never get box. That's why you guys are sucking each other off in this thread. You never see me in these threads with that ho cake "yeah bro!" ass shit. That's why you get off farting on strangers. Didn't even have to make that shit up. You said it yourself.
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: You're right about one thing though. I could pleasure myself to myself. You would pleasure yourself to me too. I'm the type of dude that dudes like you pay to bone your old lady while you watch and beat off. Hypothetical cuz i'd bet money you don't have an old lady. Stumptownstu....I know I am right about making that assumption about you. It is very clear to anyone with a basic understanding of psychology would know after reading your thoughts that you are such a pussi that you have to think about yourself to get your junk hard What is funny to me is the bet you made about me would have been a winning ticket at the window! And anyone with common sense can clearly see that you are a natural born loser and you do not win many bets overall. But sometimes losers get lucky and you bet and won by default...Cause dude...FYI....I straight up pump em and dump em! I never let em become an old lady But now since we are betting against each other and all....I bet the income of the future of the rest of my life you have never been paid to bang any mans "old lady". I will put all of those chips on that you troll craigslist and travel any distance to be the guy that shows up to bang dudes gals for free in cuckhold situations at run down interstate motels because you get off while dudes are butt naked jerking off in the room watching you screw!
You pump your own dick. Dudes like you and Trap never get box. That's why you guys are sucking each other off in this thread. You never see me in these threads with that ho cake "yeah bro!" ass shit. That's why you get off farting on strangers. Didn't even have to make that shit up. You said it yourself.
Quote Originally Posted by SALTY: Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: You're right about one thing though. I could pleasure myself to myself. You would pleasure yourself to me too. I'm the type of dude that dudes like you pay to bone your old lady while you watch and beat off. Hypothetical cuz i'd bet money you don't have an old lady. Stumptownstu....I know I am right about making that assumption about you. It is very clear to anyone with a basic understanding of psychology would know after reading your thoughts that you are such a pussi that you have to think about yourself to get your junk hard What is funny to me is the bet you made about me would have been a winning ticket at the window! And anyone with common sense can clearly see that you are a natural born loser and you do not win many bets overall. But sometimes losers get lucky and you bet and won by default...Cause dude...FYI....I straight up pump em and dump em! I never let em become an old lady But now since we are betting against each other and all....I bet the income of the future of the rest of my life you have never been paid to bang any mans "old lady". I will put all of those chips on that you troll craigslist and travel any distance to be the guy that shows up to bang dudes gals for free in cuckhold situations at run down interstate motels because you get off while dudes are butt naked jerking off in the room watching you screw! You pump your own dick. Dudes like you and Trap never get box. That's why you guys are sucking each other off in this thread. You never see me in these threads with that ho cake "yeah bro!" ass shit. That's why you get off farting on strangers. Didn't even have to make that shit up. You said it yourself.
Be honest stu....you work for Cleo or the Psychic Friends Network don't you? How could you possibly know I pump my own dick? I have been doing that now for 28 years since I was 12. Like I mentioned earlier that losers make lucky guesses sometimes but that is where your one bet winning streak comes to an end.
You claim that me and mctrap are the G in LGTBQ and we are doing what G's do in this thread......BUT if you take a second to look at the facts stu....you will see that mctrap making one post(#2) in this thread does not constitute your G accusations especially since I know you are fully educated on how to search and follow people in these forums. Which anyone will see that there is no history of me and mctrap following each other....BUT...
You stu on the other hand only took you a matter of minutes to jump into this thread following mctraps latest comments
Which to be honest is kinda revealing about you stu....I mean...you claim me and mctrap are a couple of G's in the LBGTQ world...But you follow around what you think is a G dude......I dunno...kinda sounds Q to me!
And lastly....I am proud to say it and I would take the Ricola horn out of the dudes hand on the mountaintop to echo into the hills.....The joy I get when I see a strangers eyes cross in public the very moment when their brain processes they just walked into the fart zone!!!
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:
Quote Originally Posted by SALTY: Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: You're right about one thing though. I could pleasure myself to myself. You would pleasure yourself to me too. I'm the type of dude that dudes like you pay to bone your old lady while you watch and beat off. Hypothetical cuz i'd bet money you don't have an old lady. Stumptownstu....I know I am right about making that assumption about you. It is very clear to anyone with a basic understanding of psychology would know after reading your thoughts that you are such a pussi that you have to think about yourself to get your junk hard What is funny to me is the bet you made about me would have been a winning ticket at the window! And anyone with common sense can clearly see that you are a natural born loser and you do not win many bets overall. But sometimes losers get lucky and you bet and won by default...Cause dude...FYI....I straight up pump em and dump em! I never let em become an old lady But now since we are betting against each other and all....I bet the income of the future of the rest of my life you have never been paid to bang any mans "old lady". I will put all of those chips on that you troll craigslist and travel any distance to be the guy that shows up to bang dudes gals for free in cuckhold situations at run down interstate motels because you get off while dudes are butt naked jerking off in the room watching you screw! You pump your own dick. Dudes like you and Trap never get box. That's why you guys are sucking each other off in this thread. You never see me in these threads with that ho cake "yeah bro!" ass shit. That's why you get off farting on strangers. Didn't even have to make that shit up. You said it yourself.
Be honest stu....you work for Cleo or the Psychic Friends Network don't you? How could you possibly know I pump my own dick? I have been doing that now for 28 years since I was 12. Like I mentioned earlier that losers make lucky guesses sometimes but that is where your one bet winning streak comes to an end.
You claim that me and mctrap are the G in LGTBQ and we are doing what G's do in this thread......BUT if you take a second to look at the facts stu....you will see that mctrap making one post(#2) in this thread does not constitute your G accusations especially since I know you are fully educated on how to search and follow people in these forums. Which anyone will see that there is no history of me and mctrap following each other....BUT...
You stu on the other hand only took you a matter of minutes to jump into this thread following mctraps latest comments
Which to be honest is kinda revealing about you stu....I mean...you claim me and mctrap are a couple of G's in the LBGTQ world...But you follow around what you think is a G dude......I dunno...kinda sounds Q to me!
And lastly....I am proud to say it and I would take the Ricola horn out of the dudes hand on the mountaintop to echo into the hills.....The joy I get when I see a strangers eyes cross in public the very moment when their brain processes they just walked into the fart zone!!!
Quote Originally Posted by mctrap: There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day? I don't wear a mask but that actually is not a bad idea. Sometimes when I fart I am actually impressed with how bad it stinks...And I must admit that I am actually looking forward to farting again which I know will be happening soon..... I feel a flood in my brain of happy chemicals when the aroma of joy flows through my nose holes when the confirmation of foulness of round 2 processes! Farting into a face mask could enhance my pleasure like the auto-erotic asphyxiation version of my farting pleasure. I'll keep everyone updated!
another expert without a mask
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Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:
Quote Originally Posted by mctrap: There's a troll that post's in the political forum, Stuck on Stupid Stu, I think is his name. He must fart into his mask before he puts it on. How else would someone be able to have that many brain farts in a day? I don't wear a mask but that actually is not a bad idea. Sometimes when I fart I am actually impressed with how bad it stinks...And I must admit that I am actually looking forward to farting again which I know will be happening soon..... I feel a flood in my brain of happy chemicals when the aroma of joy flows through my nose holes when the confirmation of foulness of round 2 processes! Farting into a face mask could enhance my pleasure like the auto-erotic asphyxiation version of my farting pleasure. I'll keep everyone updated!
Jeez, you guys must be having some pandemic boredom going on. Let me tell you how an expert farts. When I fart in a crowded elevator, I say out loudly, do I smell popcorn? Anyway, I'm looking for a UFC on ESPN 9 winner and I don't think I'm going to find it in this room. Hey, do I smell popcorn?
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Jeez, you guys must be having some pandemic boredom going on. Let me tell you how an expert farts. When I fart in a crowded elevator, I say out loudly, do I smell popcorn? Anyway, I'm looking for a UFC on ESPN 9 winner and I don't think I'm going to find it in this room. Hey, do I smell popcorn?
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