I'm Constipated

2 days without a good morning shit. my wife had some expired ClearLax stuff that expired in Sept 2020..

We went out for some Schuarmer Gyros yesterday and still didnt help.

Just thought i'd share and make some yous guys laugh.

Pabst blue ribbon 6 or 7 and you will clear the field! That stuff is like drano 

hot coffee

Prune juice and oxy powder. Great products! 

Oxy-Powder® | Oxygen Based Natural Colon Cleanse Supplement (globalhealing.com)

Works everytime 

Thanks Folks..

Just watch the Exorcist or The Shining & you'll be scared shitless.

Schuarmer 

Sounds like the special at a Jewish deli

Now shawarma on the other hand... gift from the Mediterranean Gods 

It taught me a wicked lesson , sphincter was in prison , shitt was pent in , with depth , thick , wince and a sweat grimace , I wish I didn’t listen to the Mrs and instead hit it

a lit cigarette did a mess , drippin

from toilet handle to bathroom mirror , the walls in the hallway , the lamp , the hamper , the heater

all slandered by my asss burst not a standard man’s turd this was damn weirder

a murder scene , collateral splatter , turbulence times 33 , disaster unraveled

like the Devil’s 4th of July fireworks celebration

i pointed it and let the poison fly I had the dire urge for hell and Satan

To expel themselves from my sweltering anus

aint it

My duty

to report on my doody dude try a Newport if your insides are unruly.......

eat my ex wife's cooking...you'll be cleaned out in no time 

@lennon65

Just watch Don Lemon of CNN for an hour.  He always gives me the shits 

I POOPED!

Don't know how to spell it but I eat it

Hot sauce I had from Australia last night was seems to be the ticket.  Ring of fire.

wasn't what i needed as far as quantity but it was sumtin that gives me hope.

constipation is awful. white rice apperantly helps