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and had no idea about any of the issues that were being discussed

Sure people have their own points of view and persuasive arguments

But one side has people who value details, logic, and truth

The other side has as it's captains an alcoholic/drug addict and a long winded narcissist who's in an interracial same sex civil union

Who should the alien listen to?

thecentaur · Answer

and had no idea about any of the issues that were being discussed

Sure people have their own points of view and persuasive arguments

But one side has people who value details, logic, and truth

The other side has as it's captains an alcoholic/drug addict and a long winded narcissist who's in an interracial same sex civil union

Who should the alien listen to?

canovsp · Answer

I think the aliens should listen to the alcoholic/drug addict and the long winded narcissist. That way they'll think everyone on earth thinks that way and they'll leave instead of colonizing us.

TheDrizzle77 · Answer

They would go back to Mexico, thinking to themselves, "I guess home isn&#x27;t that bad after all."

Coin Toss · Answer

The aliens should ZAP the two you mentioned and then listen to details, logic and truth.&#xD;&#xA;Unfortunately, the aliens might look around and say, &#x27;Same stuff, different planet&#x27;.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

centaur: Where are you playing Poker these days?

GimmeMoneyNow · Answer

Judging the activities of the majority of every other American - who are all basically "Aliens" to this country (yes, except "American Indians")

The Alien woud take one bite of "Resesssssss Piecesssssss", get fat, claim he has a "back injury" and can't work, then get in the system and start collecting unemployment, disability, welfare, social security, etc.....

Let's just hope as he's running away from the police in a stolen car, that he doesn't get shot by a cop, because then every other little green man will be burning down whatever city they land in.....

This real life example of what an alien would do if he landed in the USA - brought to you by Obama '08 & '12 and Hillary '16.......

thecentaur · Answer

Nowhere manOnce in awhile if I&#x27;m at a casinoYou playing anywhere?

SteelCash · Answer

Who&#x27;s to say they haven&#x27;t visited this section of Covers?I think it&#x27;s safe to say they know more about our planet than we do.  They probably know more about everything than we do.  Their knowledge on every subject makes us all look like infants that know nothing.They wouldn&#x27;t "listen" to anybody here.

GimmeMoneyNow · Answer

Except that James Harrison is the Gawtdaymndest best linebacker that ever played the position......YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Just play on-line at Heritage.

Kurshka · Answer

Place any good?

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

I&#x27;m not crazy about the graphics but the site itself plays fair.You don&#x27;t get players pulling one-outters on the river.

BWS77 · Answer

If the alien is white, will it be called a bigot?

Coin Toss · Answer

In a related story, a UFO landed near the White House yesterday and 15 aliens came down the ramp carrying Confederate Flags and laser weapons.

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