The Top 15 Reindeer Games
- 15> Strip poker with Mrs.Claus
- 14> Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass
- 13> Spin the Salt Lick
- 12> Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers
- 11> Moose or Dare
- 10> Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Washington just to watch Bush do a slow burn and Santa dampen his Depends
- 9> Bait-and-Shoot Elmo
- 8> The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest
- 7> Scare the Holy Shit Out of the Airline Pilot
- 6> Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets"
- 5> Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass
- 4> Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen
- 3> Elf Tossing
- 2> Sniff the Tail on the Donkey
and the Number 1 Reindeer Game... - 1> The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game