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Wolf giving a statement on the charges of attempted homicide,trespassing
Sheriff : " So what do you have to say for yourself?"
Wolf: " Well after I hurt my paw working for Pigs Construction I been laid up. I saw the old ladies house. Thought she might be able to spare a little food."
Sheriff : " Go on..."
Wolf : " Well I knocked on the door and she mistook me for some long lost relative. I admit I didn't know her ,but the food she had this big spread, eggs bacon, home f is sausage toast coffee juice second and third helping best I eaten well ever. After breakfast she thought I was tired told me she was headed to town for some food and I was to make myself at home tucked me into bed. , so I just dozed off and this brat woke me.
Sheriff: Miss Hood?
Wolf Yes, she immediately starting picking on me, First how big my eyes were, then got after my nose, and whiskers, finally my teeth I always been sensitive about my teeth with the cavities so I said better to eat you with, we'll it got rid of her so I thought next thing I knew you were halling me out....
You see this was all a big misunderstanding I was simply trying to get the brat to stop picking at me.and let me go back to sleep. .....
Sheriff : " So what do you have to say for yourself?"
Wolf: " Well after I hurt my paw working for Pigs Construction I been laid up. I saw the old ladies house. Thought she might be able to spare a little food."
Sheriff : " Go on..."
Wolf : " Well I knocked on the door and she mistook me for some long lost relative. I admit I didn't know her ,but the food she had this big spread, eggs bacon, home f is sausage toast coffee juice second and third helping best I eaten well ever. After breakfast she thought I was tired told me she was headed to town for some food and I was to make myself at home tucked me into bed. , so I just dozed off and this brat woke me.
Sheriff: Miss Hood?
Wolf Yes, she immediately starting picking on me, First how big my eyes were, then got after my nose, and whiskers, finally my teeth I always been sensitive about my teeth with the cavities so I said better to eat you with, we'll it got rid of her so I thought next thing I knew you were halling me out....
You see this was all a big misunderstanding I was simply trying to get the brat to stop picking at me.and let me go back to sleep. .....
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