MY money is my own!!!

After 7 years and 10 months. I'm finally done paying alimony and child support. Been scraping and hustling for almost eight long years because the lovely courts in the state of Ohio feel an ex-wife who has never wanted to work should receive half of my earnings.

WTF am I going to do now that I actually keep everything I have worked so hard to earn. Jesus its like I have gotten a second full time job without having to put in the time. I feel a long awaited two week trip to somewhere sunny and sandy is in order.

You should move to New York or Calif. so you can give it right back to the govt.

You will feel like you've never left your previous 7 years and 10 months.

Good for you... I know your pain.

If you kids have done anything decent in school... I suggest you invest in their higher education.  A much more suitable cause than an ex-wife.

Plans:

1) Continue to pay my two kids student loans. Maybe a little extra each month.

2) Since besides the alimony, I lost a good chunck of my retirement in the divorce and Im in my fifties. Got to get moving on retirement planning finally.

3) Maybe a new Harley in the spring. I friggin deserve it. YES!!!

That is a solid plan... and make sure you find some young honey half your age to ride girl on that new harley... the ex will really like that

haha the covers edit police changed "B I T C H" to "GIRL" in my post.

Covers forums are not nearly what they were once... and NOT in a good way.

Moving straight on up.

Black Velvet now becomes Crown Royal.

Milwakee's best now becomes Heineken.

Sirloin now becomes Ribeye.

I'M BACK BA-BEE!!!!

congrats

Here in NJ we have what is called permadent Alimony. Still worth it!!! No CS because the kids were with me most of the time.

Hutch's words are soooooo true.SPOT ON!!  never let her sit at home. Alimony is a differnce in income and living standard. Plus more. If you ever think your on the road to divorce, sweet talk her into some kind of job if she is a "stay at home mom"

ENJOY!

Max, first off, congratulations!

BV to Crown Royal-solid choice

MB to Heinie-Heinie is a little too thick for me. Don't be surprised it takes you longer to down this six-pack. The beer I order whenever I have a steak. The best for the best.

Sirloin to Ribeye. Well, to each his own, but to me, sirloin is already a great cut of meat. Ground sirloin is what I use for my Thawkcos. Myself a 6 oz. filet mignon wrapped in bacon hits the spot.

Of course, this will all taste better because the "ex" is paying for it! Enjoy, and dive in, my friend!

Skip the Harley bro. Last thing you need with your life of freedom is a broken leg and/or another payment.

Congrats

Quote Originally Posted by TheBest:

50 huh so ur brad pitts age.

Little older than Brad Pitt. Bye the way. He can keep Angelina Jolie. Would'nt mind if he tossed me his seconds with Jennifer Aniston tho. Could spend some of my extra money on a bucket of those little Blue Pills. That should take care of her nicely. To answer an earlier question. At my local store a litre of Crown is around $34.

The thoughts of a new Harley still stands. I can buy a cutie to help me out when I break my leg. If I broke it when I was married, I'd only gotten laughed at anyways.

Live Long and Prosper Bro's!