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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be Happy"
Benjamin Franklin
 
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind"
Humphrey Bogart
 
"In Victory you deserve Champagne, in defeat, you need it"
Napoleon
 
" I want it so dry that there is dust on the olive"
Hawkeye (Alan Alda M*A*S*H)
 
"When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive its called hospitality"
Al Capone
 
"Civilization begins with distillation"
William Faulkner
 
"Come quickly, I am tasting the Stars"
Dom Perignon, a blind monk,is said to have remarked after
discovering Champagne
 
 
I'm sure you guys have a few, Please feel free to add.
 
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If ya dont come strong....dont come at all! 

Dont chase em.....replace em.

You may all go to hell.....and I will go to Texas
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wdawson:

If ya dont come strong....dont come at all! 

Dont chase em.....replace em.

You may all go to hell.....and I will go to Texas
Sam Houston
 
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Men have lost a lot of money chasing women,
 
 
But no man has ever lost any women chasing money
 
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"Patriotism is not a short frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime." --  Adlai Stevenson

 
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Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

                                   Homer Simpson
 
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

Winston Churchill
 
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My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

Winston Churchill
 
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“Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?”

Harry Caray

“You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: 'Holy Christ, whaddya know - I'm still around!' It's absolutely amazing that I survived all the booze and smoking and the cars and the career.”

Paul Newman

“Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”

Abraham Lincoln



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"No wonder no one comes here anymore, it's too crowded."

   Yogi Berra
 
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if shes old enoght to get in the bar, shes old enough to get in the car... - me i guess
 
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I would rather have a bottle in front of me.....than a frontal lobotomy! - W.C. Fields
 
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love the "quote" threads apache
 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by THEMUGG:

"No wonder no one comes here anymore, it's too crowded."

   Yogi Berra
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If a mans from Texas he'll tell ya..........if not.................. why embarrass him by asking.
 
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"Everybody should believe in something, I believe I will have another drink".....W.C. Fields
 

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.....Dean Martin

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time....Catherine Zandonela

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer....Al Bundy

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot....Capital Brewery

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death....Jack Kerouac

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My Dad said," I had to pay your brother to be Good, but you were
                      always Good for Nothing."
 
" The only thing second Class about me...... is me."
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"Gettin Old ain't for Sissies"
ApacheM
 
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" If you tell the TRUTH, you don't have to remember anything."
.....Mark Twain
 
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Its one step from the sublime to the ridiculous- napolean on his retreat from russia.

Get rich or die trying-fitty cent

 
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"A Good horse Never comes in a bad Color"
......John Wayne
 
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"A Bargain is Something You can't use at a Price You can't resist"
....Anonymous
 
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" I'll give a man a hand up, but not a hand out"
.....My Dad
 
 
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when people ask why you bet...
 
"playing for fun takes the fun out of it"- me... Mike Dumont
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