"If women don't find you handsome...

Question

...they should at least find you handy."

HockeyTeeth · Answer

...they should at least find you handy."

lennon65 · Answer

If Women dont find you handsome then you have ..... Hockey Teeth

SALTY · Answer

Women always want a man who is a handyman that will make a long term commitment......

That is until that woman finds herself locked in an underground basement you dug special for her with "forever" engraved on the walls.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Women LOVE men who know how to use their drill.

The Hawk · Answer

...or their power tool....

HockeyTeeth · Answer

A few years back a neighbour called said her faucet was spraying water, could I have a look at. Screen was clogged up took about 2 mins to fix.

She says "boy your handy"

So I use the Red Green line, say, "if women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy"

She says "You're both!"

an_eek2

I got out pretty quick. Her husband was working out west, she is a heavy set woman.

SALTY · Answer

My porn name is Jack Hammer

BWS77 · Answer

Mine is Salty Jones

HockeyTeeth · Answer

&#xA;Mine is "Two Minutes for Interference"&#xA;(fetish porn)

HockeyTeeth · Answer

forgot the video part.

Midnight1 · Answer

When I was 17 I would play carpenter with a single Mom in the neighborhood.&#xA;First we would get hammered, then I get some wood &amp; then nailed her.

nature1970 · Answer

Absolutely loved the red green show. Some of the best slap stick public t.v. show around.

"If women don't find you handsome...

Hot Forum Topics