Sports almanac from the future

Sports almanac from the futureHow many of you guys can relate to this from back to the future …BIFF my  Fucking my fucking hero .God could you imagine that I’d rather have a sports almanac from the future than winning the fucking lottery just think how much fun you would have taken down every fucking sports book in the nation lol hopefully you can get to Millions  before they ban you wouldnt that be the fucking best…Getting comped rooms women all over the fucking place dream come true lol just thought I’d throw that out there..Imagine going to 10 different sports book putting down 10 12 and 15 team parlay’s for $1000 each and hitting them all oh man would not be something lol Hey it’s nice to dream every now and again

How about staying in the present instead of going back to the futrue

What is the point of this thread?

It would also be nice to win the 800 million dollar lotto

So what

How are people suppose to reply to this?

Yes that would be cool

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There are twiight zone episodes like this.. one I remember, hoodlum dies and he goes to this luxury hotel suite.  He's got everything we wants, beautiful women, etc. But he is bored, so he wants to gamble.  Except he wins all this bets and gets bored. He thought he was in heaven at first but it turns out he was in hell.  

Yeah, I don't want everything to be easy - that would make life boring.  Golf wouldn't be fun if you made a hole in one every time.  Fishing wouldn't be fun if you caught a 10 pound bass on every cast.  Hunting wouldn't be fun if you shot a big buck every day.  And I don't think sports betting would be fun if you won every single bet.

@thorpe

 Classic 

@dustmiester

 It sounds like every sports book has received your generous contribution.

A great Twilight Zone episode  but did you know, at that time in media history, the word "hell" was considered a "bad/curse" word and it was NEVER mentioned in the episode? The location the protagonist went to was simply reffered to as "the other place.." 

I learned that little "did you know" info by looking up the episode and randomly stumbled across it... 

How social times have changed.. 

@dustmiester

 Ive ran this "wish" scenario many times through my head and the thee best way to go about having a sports almanac from the future would to be:

-bet the 10+ leg parlays while you're completely wasted.  I mean ,wasted to the point where you're cut off from the casino bar, stumbling to the cage, ask the clerk what they like and going opposite if its the wrong pick.

-you would also have to throw in some losing 10+ leg parlays. No problem with that  so you can confuse them. 

There would be no way that you could bet 10+ leg winning parlays sober because they would cut you off real quick and be suspicious. 

Now wasted? He/she is just a lucky drunk.. 

But, I would rather just win a powerball/mega millions jackpot between $50-100 mill and then collect anonomyously..

Ultimately, you would only realistically be able to bet the winning 10+ leg parlays once every few years. Win too much and you'll attract unwanted attention.. 

But, back to dreaming about this..

If I had a Sports Almanac from the Future I don’t think it would be a problem

to find some box hotter and sweeter than that beaver of Lea Thompson

it’s make like a tree and “ leave “ not “ get outta here “ , Jesus , seems obvious

Biff Tanner slathered in feces , the trilogy’s chief comedy is

there something wrong with the Earth’s gravitational pull in the future ?

Why is it heavy ?

Old Man Peabody with the shotgun , Marty darting from the shed He’s

already mutating to human form ! Shoot it !

take that you mutating son of a bitcch ! Boomed to bits , enormous 

the mailbox ,

30 years later it’s Twin Pines Mall

i shoulda figured with the stink this spliff was legit I’m High Ya’ll….

If I had that almanac I wouldn't place a single bet.

Open up my own sportsbook and suck the money from everyone's pocket. 

Good thing shit like that can't happen.