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https://www.theverge.com/2015/9/16/9335965/ahmed-mohamed-14-year-old-arrested-clock-hoax-bombthe best part is he&#x27;s wearing a NASA shirt, which is probably also illegal there.

ClubDirt · Answer

https://www.theverge.com/2015/9/16/9335965/ahmed-mohamed-14-year-old-arrested-clock-hoax-bombthe best part is he&#x27;s wearing a NASA shirt, which is probably also illegal there.

Ktrain · Answer

I love it. Lots of good meme&#x27;s and jokes coming out of this story. One meme I enjoyed was Muslims demanding an apology for intolerance in one pic, while in another pic it shows a Muslim tossing a "brother" off a building for being g@y. I also like the one of the two little white kids holding guns in the street next to Ahmed in handcuffs for making a clock.

ClubDirt · Answer

Ktrain, as you know, we&#x27;re all going to be speaking muslim and dying from strawberry margaritas soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=92&amp;v=jIMsKvbHN3g

DUDE-I-TOLD-YOU · Answer

Just imagine if the thing shorted out, and ignited his bag....

Ktrain · Answer

D.T.F!!!...D.T.F!!!Trump stamps for everyone!!!!

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Don&#x27;t Mess with Texas!!!

Skipbone · Answer

Horrible reporting results in much ado once again. Science project my butthole.

bigvern1013 · Answer

Homemade clocks? Might as well get out some construction paper and a ruler...build a homemade calendar.

canovsp · Answer

I wonder what would happen if someone tried to bring a homemade clock that looked like that into the White House.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Nothing.  Because unlike the TEXAS DOPES, everybody can see it&#x27;s not connected to an explosive devise.

canovsp · Answer

Remind me to not hire you for my Secret Service detail when I become President.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Why, do you plan to handcuff 14 year old kids? Inch for inch and pound for pound Texans have to be some of the stupidest population on Planet Earth.  Love their defense of our 2nd Amendment but why do they constantly allow Police to Sh!t all over our other Constitutional Rights?  It boggles my imagination.

ClubDirt · Answer

you have to have at least a 9th grade education to be a secret service agent, which affords one the ability to tell the difference between a clock and a bomb**

**Outside of Texas, and certain states nearby.

Getty3 · Answer

The state of Texas continues to be an economic powerhouse in this country. Even CNBC admitted it was the top state for new and existing business in the USA. The advantage for the middle class? Plentiful, high paying jobs and the most affordable cost of living of all the top 10 states.

canovsp · Answer

Did you guys see the picture of that clock? It was in a briefcase. After all of the tragedy's at schools the last couple of years they were erring on the side of caution.

My question about bringing something that looked like that to the White House was a rhetorical question. His 14yr old azz would have gotten blown away before he stepped through the outside gates.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Not disputing those facts. It just seems Cops all over the State of Texas are out of control and violating Constitutional Rights.Illegal traffic checks in Eastern Texas where they seize money because they feel they can just assume it is drug related.  Everybody in Texas is Guilty until proven Innocent???Other illegal traffic stops up to 100 miles from the Mexican Border looking for illegals.  I mean, people have the right to travel freely in this country without being hassled.  NO WHERE are you REQUIRED to answer any personal questions.  It&#x27;s none of the Police business "Where you are coming from" or "Where you are going".Breaking up teenage swimming parties BY PULLING THEIR WEAPONS in Dallas.And yeah, factories blowing up because of lack of regulations, business in Texas is certainly "BOOMING", that&#x27;s for sure.

Getty3 · Answer

Illegal traffic checks in Eastern Texas where they seize money because they feel they can just assume it is drug related.  Everybody in Texas is Guilty until proven Innocent???Everybody is guilty until proven innocent.  Granted, the burden of proof is on the prosecution, but until your trial date, you either pony up a ridiculous amount of money to make bail, or rot in jail. Even if you are acquitted, you&#x27;ll never get that bail money back, and your reputation is already shot to hell. There&#x27;s no legal financial recourse against the government even when they get it wrong. Conversely, the lawyers flock to a corporate oversight like vultures on an opossum carcass, even though the damage is usually a fraction of what the government can do.

Ktrain · Answer

Depends on what the race of the kid is. Here is what the perception would be from the general public. White kid: Skyler is very gifted at science and has a great intuition for technology. He definitely has a bright future.Black kid: D&#x27;Marqueon most likely beat up Skyler and stole the briefcase to use for future drug deals. Clock just happened to be in there. No logical way he put that together. Muslim kid: He&#x27;s a terrorist, arrest him. Asian kid: On his way to sell clock and turn it into a multi-million dollar company where he works 17 hours a day. Mexican kid: going to trade clock for lawn mower and taco truckHindu/Red Dot Indian kid: briefcase contains dictionary which he will use to kick @ss in spelling bee.....again. Let&#x27;s face it, it&#x27;s about race and religion. If Ahmed Muhammed Abu Dabi Nassir Al Fahruq whatever was a white kid named Skyler or a Hindu that crushes the spelling be this would have never happened.Personally, I&#x27;m glad it did. Lot&#x27;s of good jokes and memes coming out this one. Personally I love Texas, always keeping it interesting down there.

bunny651 · Answer

That&#x27;s funny but sadly true at the same time.

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