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Your local old guy McDonald's morning group at any location(no women allowed it seems).
Every McDonald's seems to have a breakfast club....
This week as I sat at another random location I sat right next to the coffee club thoroughly entertained as I studied each character.
I wonder how they originated..? Became accepted and considered as the core group members?
And do new old guys walk in, see the club in the back, introduce themselves, sit down and try to contribute to the pointless geezer conversations as a stranger?
Are there old guys in the group that are not liked/accepted but haven't been told yet nobody likes him and to quit coming to their McDonald's club? ....
And then the banished annoying bastard wanders the earth to find another McDonald's coffee club to welcome him into the club?
Does one location old guy club have beef with other locations like the Main St guys collectively agreeing that "those 3rd street guys are a bunch of stupid a''sses".... "we'll slap those suckas like the pansies they are"?
These random old guys all seem to get along bonding while enjoying endless coffee refills at the senior discount rate. Some even have their own personal mug....I wonder how many years they've religiously drank out of that mug daily, washed it and repeat?
Sometimes i wonder if i overthink things? Overanalyze things that others think is not real sh''it going down?
Who do I turn to for answers?
I'm so lost in this world!
Am I too young to be accepted? I'm 37 now still going hard like always but now randomly being called sir in party environments by broads. I've accepted it. I'm growing up.
I'll be up all night tonight which usually is the only time I find myself at any sunrise breakfast restaurant.
I have an idea....
I'm gonna walk in, order, sit down in the middle and chime in with something to add to whatever they're talking about like I've been coming for years.....Laughing along to their banter like a sitcom laugh track. Will they be cool? Get mad? Who cares I think cause I could totally whoop at least a bakers dozen of these geezers simultaneously in a street brawl.
I've never seen a female in any group? They don't do any cat calling or anything? These guys are an enigma.
I'm gonna ask if they have any lotion by chance when I sit down.....
as an icebreaker.
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Salty
Still in the outer banks?
) always congregating at the same coffee shop on certain days. When you work with people for many years, you grow to become friends, sometimes w/o realizing it. You may not be THAT close but you have lots of experiences together nonetheless. I worked at the same company since you were 1yo......& now have plans to be one of those "old guys in the coffee shop" even though at 54 I don't feel old. If you're lucky you will have the opportunity to be one of those guys one day........some, unfortunately, didn't make it. 
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