Me and 3 friends went out for some drinks last nite at Satin Dolls (Badda Bing Club ) So were sitting there and the guy next to me is talking to a dancer saying how he loves her bla bla bla next thing I hear is the guy ask her if she had corn for dinner she looked and asked why ( heres his pick up line) he said because I love you so much I want to eat it out of your shit I though she was going to puke right then and there . I was like time to leave . Some ppl are sick
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Me and 3 friends went out for some drinks last nite at Satin Dolls (Badda Bing Club ) So were sitting there and the guy next to me is talking to a dancer saying how he loves her bla bla bla next thing I hear is the guy ask her if she had corn for dinner she looked and asked why ( heres his pick up line) he said because I love you so much I want to eat it out of your shit I though she was going to puke right then and there . I was like time to leave . Some ppl are sick
I don't know about worst, but at my frat house back in the day (late 90's) I was playing pool w/ 1 of my best friends, yeah he could just about get any chick he wanted, so he had a girl walk up to him and say "I hear you like them shaved"...I don't know if that's best/worst (std's) for some, but it sure as fuck had me interested...Probably most classic, and if he got aid's well then worst for Him
I don't know about worst, but at my frat house back in the day (late 90's) I was playing pool w/ 1 of my best friends, yeah he could just about get any chick he wanted, so he had a girl walk up to him and say "I hear you like them shaved"...I don't know if that's best/worst (std's) for some, but it sure as fuck had me interested...Probably most classic, and if he got aid's well then worst for Him
My Grandfather owned a Tavern before he passed away and I usually stopped in there at least 3 or 4 times a week and there was a guy in his 40's that was in there every day and he worked at McDonalds for 20 years as a cook. I couldn't stand this guy.
One day the place was pretty crowded as there was a band playing there and there were a lot of hot young girls there. This fucking guy went to the mall and had business cards made that said Mcdonald's Master Head Cook with his name and phone number on them and was giving them out to just about every girl in the place.
The reason why I knew what was printed on them was because after the bar closed that night, there was about 20 of them on the floor.
My Grandfather owned a Tavern before he passed away and I usually stopped in there at least 3 or 4 times a week and there was a guy in his 40's that was in there every day and he worked at McDonalds for 20 years as a cook. I couldn't stand this guy.
One day the place was pretty crowded as there was a band playing there and there were a lot of hot young girls there. This fucking guy went to the mall and had business cards made that said Mcdonald's Master Head Cook with his name and phone number on them and was giving them out to just about every girl in the place.
The reason why I knew what was printed on them was because after the bar closed that night, there was about 20 of them on the floor.
Me and 3 friends went out for some drinks last nite at Satin Dolls (Badda Bing Club ) So were sitting there and the guy next to me is talking to a dancer saying how he loves her bla bla bla next thing I hear is the guy ask her if she had corn for dinner she looked and asked why ( heres his pick up line) he said because I love you so much I want to eat it out of your shit I though she was going to puke right then and there . I was like time to leave . Some ppl are sick
some people are into that kind of thing... My guess is that it really doesnt matter what you pick up line is at a strip club.... The dancer will either push the issue or not...
Best pick up line...
"did you just fart?"
works on so many levels and varied responses
Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:
Me and 3 friends went out for some drinks last nite at Satin Dolls (Badda Bing Club ) So were sitting there and the guy next to me is talking to a dancer saying how he loves her bla bla bla next thing I hear is the guy ask her if she had corn for dinner she looked and asked why ( heres his pick up line) he said because I love you so much I want to eat it out of your shit I though she was going to puke right then and there . I was like time to leave . Some ppl are sick
some people are into that kind of thing... My guess is that it really doesnt matter what you pick up line is at a strip club.... The dancer will either push the issue or not...
I just remembered a time when a woman said something to me that was very odd to me.
I was working at a club as a doorman/security guy. I am 31 now and was about 27-28 when this happened.
As i would walk around the club there was a table of 4 late 30's early 40's black women drinking at a table. ( It doesn't matter that they were black but those women sometimes seem to be more aggressive. ) Everytime I would walk by, a couple of them were cat calling me and one of them was set on touching my calves. She said she loved them??????LOL
A couple hours went by and they stopped at the door to talk to us before they left. Keep in mind a band was playing and it was very loud.
One of the women said something to me and i asked her twice to repeat waht she said. Her response to me was "You heard me. You think about that for a minute and dont be scared"
After they walked out the door I asked the guy next to me what did she say?
He started laughing and said she said.
"I've got a piece of meat you can stab all night long"
Good one Hawk
I just remembered a time when a woman said something to me that was very odd to me.
I was working at a club as a doorman/security guy. I am 31 now and was about 27-28 when this happened.
As i would walk around the club there was a table of 4 late 30's early 40's black women drinking at a table. ( It doesn't matter that they were black but those women sometimes seem to be more aggressive. ) Everytime I would walk by, a couple of them were cat calling me and one of them was set on touching my calves. She said she loved them??????LOL
A couple hours went by and they stopped at the door to talk to us before they left. Keep in mind a band was playing and it was very loud.
One of the women said something to me and i asked her twice to repeat waht she said. Her response to me was "You heard me. You think about that for a minute and dont be scared"
After they walked out the door I asked the guy next to me what did she say?
He started laughing and said she said.
"I've got a piece of meat you can stab all night long"
Me and 3 friends went out for some drinks last nite at Satin Dolls (Badda Bing Club ) So were sitting there and the guy next to me is talking to a dancer saying how he loves her bla bla bla next thing I hear is the guy ask her if she had corn for dinner she looked and asked why ( heres his pick up line) he said because I love you so much I want to eat it out of your shit I though she was going to puke right then and there . I was like time to leave . Some ppl are sick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS FUCKING CLASSIC
Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:
Me and 3 friends went out for some drinks last nite at Satin Dolls (Badda Bing Club ) So were sitting there and the guy next to me is talking to a dancer saying how he loves her bla bla bla next thing I hear is the guy ask her if she had corn for dinner she looked and asked why ( heres his pick up line) he said because I love you so much I want to eat it out of your shit I though she was going to puke right then and there . I was like time to leave . Some ppl are sick
Me and 3 friends went out for some drinks last nite at Satin Dolls (Badda Bing Club ) So were sitting there and the guy next to me is talking to a dancer saying how he loves her bla bla bla next thing I hear is the guy ask her if she had corn for dinner she looked and asked why ( heres his pick up line) he said because I love you so much I want to eat it out of your shit 
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