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After the first three months, cunnilingus on a pregnant woman often leaves your face chapped or otherwise irritates your skin.
Some women have G-spots when you do anal, some don't. If you tell all your women friends this it can lead to a lot of fun just trying to find it. (TELL THEM MOST WOMEN HAVE THEM.)
Massingill is not a bad-tasting douche. There are many worse flavors to find down there.
Pulling out is not an acceptable method of contraception, some little sperm are quite active and swim out with the pre-juice and other times while intercourse is going on.
Being with a young female is no protection against STDs, there was a 16 year old that was a patient where I worked that had FIVE DIFFERENT STDs!
Telling someone you love them in order to have sex with them is a despicable act. Other lies are acceptable.
Always kiss a woman after she swallows your juice. A true COCKSMAN always can taste his own juice with relish. Otherwise she might get the idea that you think there is something wrong with it and they won't do you that favor again.
These are just a few truths I have picked up in my career as an old male person.
Please feel free to add to this list.
Some women have G-spots when you do anal, some don't. If you tell all your women friends this it can lead to a lot of fun just trying to find it. (TELL THEM MOST WOMEN HAVE THEM.)
Massingill is not a bad-tasting douche. There are many worse flavors to find down there.
Pulling out is not an acceptable method of contraception, some little sperm are quite active and swim out with the pre-juice and other times while intercourse is going on.
Being with a young female is no protection against STDs, there was a 16 year old that was a patient where I worked that had FIVE DIFFERENT STDs!
Telling someone you love them in order to have sex with them is a despicable act. Other lies are acceptable.
Always kiss a woman after she swallows your juice. A true COCKSMAN always can taste his own juice with relish. Otherwise she might get the idea that you think there is something wrong with it and they won't do you that favor again.
These are just a few truths I have picked up in my career as an old male person.
Please feel free to add to this list.
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