Tooth Extraction

Question

At age 60 this is going to happen once in a while. Dentist says, "no smoking and no sipping beverages". Right. Like I'm going a full week without a blunt or a margarita? Not going to happen Doctor. Give me my Vicodin script and I'm outta here. Will be sleeping good tonight.

Party on.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

At age 60 this is going to happen once in a while. Dentist says, "no smoking and no sipping beverages". Right. Like I'm going a full week without a blunt or a margarita? Not going to happen Doctor. Give me my Vicodin script and I'm outta here. Will be sleeping good tonight.

Party on.

wallstreetcappers · Answer

Well that&#x27;s a good way to infect your root and potentially your other teeth and jawbone.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Naw.  This is not my first extraction.  I&#x27;ll be fine.  Once you stop the initial bleeding it&#x27;s a cakewalk.

searchwarrant · Answer

Some nerve for him to even suggest that..Chuck down a couple Ambien with those vikings and margies just to spite him. Way to fight for your right to party.

searchwarrant · Answer

....gargle warm glass of water with table salt 3x per day and don&#x27;t miss the antibiotics. good to go.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

You know, that wasn&#x27;t mentioned but is Mom&#x27;s home remedy for anything that ails you in the mouth and throat.  Probably better than any other antidote.

GimmeMoneyNow · Answer

Goose, you can&#x27;t figure this remedy out on your own? I&#x27;m ashamed of you.....Just switch over to 190 proof Everclear until your surgery, and swish it around your mouth before you gulp it. A nice, clean, alcohol-sterilized procedure will follow.Drink enough of it, and you won&#x27;t even remember it happened.....Or your name.....Or where you live.....O.K., there are "side effects".....AWESOME ONES!!!!!!!

searchwarrant · Answer

Never leave covers.

searchwarrant · Answer

If you wake up after the procedure with no pants on and party hats &amp; beer cans all over the floor you call me.

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Here you God for me Bob...Don&#x27;t let me God Bothers Cover...We will not deiseminemort

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

Give me some space brother.Got an another 3pm .Going to Bob Thurs at brothers...  Want tor join us at Juniors and make it six ?Tooth cavity tooth went very good... Great so far guys. Vicodin just three hours deep and way early so going to bed.Will too Rickey... Try to remember John likes to say hello and talk horses?Wants to try where to been?  LOL?

The Hawk · Answer

...............and a good tooth was had by all

DoubleUp4Life · Answer

Laughed so hard Boogers came out my nose

BWS77 · Answer

never go to the dentist at 2:30

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

So far so good. No dry socket. Treating every 1/2 hour with Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila Gold. BTW, discussed options with the dentist and told me each tooth is $2K for permanent replacement.

FTS... I don't even wager two dimes on a ball game.

Decided will have another questionable tooth removed on the opposite upper side to balance out the bridge. Will look and feel better. Friday operation. I'm a beast. Bring it on.

searchwarrant · Answer

Treating every 1/2 hour with Jose Cuervo Especial Tequila GoldReplacement chompers are huge bank brother. Dentists move into higher tax brackets off of those. As u know, just make sure you have the best which I&#x27;m certain ya do. More importantly, unlimited refills on Vikings must be negotiated.

Crusher13 · Answer

Your thread reminds me of an old buddy self-medicating story....non-stop shots of JACK mixed in with heavy dose of  "fatties"..

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