Mind you, I'm divorced and have been with my current GF for 5 years next Thursday. She beats me up all the time about marriage, but I always tell her I see no value in it (we both have a child from previous marriages). I was rolling on the floor when I saw this and she was giving me the evil eye the whole time. Classic!
https://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/it-gets-way-worse