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Quote Originally Posted by JEFFMARKETCAP:

Be able to touch my bald spot on the top of my head  with my weiner.



 
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Dunk a basketball
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Retburj13:



That I can do...barely...but one-handed still counts (played in old garden for HS championship)

like my homey kalind says....stand in the batters box against Rob Dibble-type dead red heat circa 1990's and smack a deep homer to straight-away center

 

right on ret.  i have experienced dunking in a sold out gymnasuim, winning state championships, throwing the game winning td pass etc.  i considered myself to be a pretty good athlete in my day.  played qb and sg in highschool.  won b2b state titles in hoops.  received a scholarship to college (transferred to fla. a&m after first yr)

 

but to stand in that damn box and wait for the ball to drop thinkin when or if it would is beyond me.  dont have the cajones to do that bro.  i guess droppin back with the big guys pressuring in on you aint no walk in the park but i had a good sense of when the big hit was comin and could buy myself a bit of time before the big boom came down on me.lol

 

but the box?  hell no.  just cant do it.  but i wish i could have that feelin' of that ball goin' over the green monster in fenway just once.  i'm competitive, and to realize you cant do something that u wish u could is the reason for the thread.  funny thing is i had the american league over the national league in round one of the all star game.  and that damn josh hamilton won me a cool 5 bux.lol

 
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Quote Originally Posted by kalind:

i wish i could have that feelin' of that ball goin' over the green monster in fenway just once.  i'm competitive, and to realize you cant do something that u wish u could is the reason for the thread.  funny thing is i had the american league over the national league in round one of the all star game.  and that damn josh hamilton won me a cool 5 bux.lol

I was reading in a copy of Sports Illustrated that Bucky Dent has a baseball camp and he built himself a mini Fenway. Might be worth checking out if you really want to get close to feeling one go over.

https://www.buckydentbaseballschool.com/facilities.html

 
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dunk all i could ever do was shoot good
 
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2nd would be a bicycle kick in soccer.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddyXL:

Jackhammer Jessica Alba in the glory hole while The Spice Girls & The Pussycat dolls oil wrestle as one of my fav exotic dancers (see pic to the left) simultaneously handicaps how many articles of clothing come off per round while polishing the house pole and getting insurance from Flo the progressive chick......




and fly

 

probably one of the funniest things i've ever read

 
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catch a mlb game homerun
 
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2nd choice do my avatar in the ass
 
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pam anderson, well before tommy lee and the hep c he gave her
 
honestly, i wish i could be 6 years old again and do it all over again, but maybe different this time around
 
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Blowing yourself isn't all it's cracked up to be. 

I'd like to be Patrick Roy in his cocky prime.  Ice in the veins, shutting fools down and hoisting the Cup with my name to be etched on it for all time.

Either that or going to a dinky college program and dropping a full court 3 as time expires to win it all during March Madness.  You'd live in sports lore for forever.
 
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Whatever it takes to win a couple of Super Bowl rings



 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by JEFFMARKETCAP:

Be able to touch my bald spot on the top of my head  with my weiner.


I was gonna type something but I cant stop laughing after reading Jeff's and ive tried now for over 5 mins

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