Clubbing in Vegas

Clubs in general suck. No matter if in Vegas or here in DC were I live, they are all fucking ripoffs. You pay tons of money to hang out at a meat fest, fuck that. If there are girls at clubs they are mostly the dirty person type that will fuck anything.

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Good old bars will do it for me. I don't need my head shaking to techno all night. I like to relax and have my own personal space and to be able to have a normal conversation with the ladies in a relaxing environment.

And one more thing, the bouncers at these places think they are the coolest people in the world. Laughing stock they are.

Yeah, you're right, asloper. Douchebags galore. . . . .

Exactly. And when you don't tip 2-3 dollars, they look at you like you have a huge pimple covering your whole face. Another thing about clubs,  is the greedy ass bartenders. Some are cool, but most expect the biggest tip in the world, for just popping a top of a damn bottle and handing it to me. Sometimes I just want to be like, don't you watch the fucking news. The economy is terriable, I am not going to give you 30-50 bucks tonight in tips, of my hard earned money.

So I think we now have the breakdown of clubs. Let's do a brief summary of clubs.

1. Tip the bouncers to get in or wait 30 minutes to infinity to get in.

$5-$300 depending on the club.

2. Buying a drink cost you a leg and an arm. Bartenders expect big tips on top of these outrageously priced drinks.

$10- $1000 Depending on drinks.

3. To have a VIP section for friends includes that you must buy bottles double their worth plus tip. These sections always seem to have the hot bitch girl waitress always complaining or teasing for more money.

$500 - $1-2-3 grand depending on the club.

4. Paying all this money so far to hang out at someplace where the ratio is 5/1 dudes. Mostly oil companies sons who have show off their money, to get box.

5. Three types of girls in these places. Money hungry girls, dirty skanks that fuck anything, or groups of girls that build a circle and hold hands and give you an evil stare when you try to go up and talk to the one cool one out of the group. If you do get lucky, guess what? More drink buying this time, for two people now.

Another $50-$300 depending on how long the conversation last.


6. Now hopefully you will get lucky enough to hang outside of the club with this girl or these two things could happen to you. A girlfriend of her tells her she has to go with them now, and drags her away a fast as possiable. Or some dude she banged last night comes up and steals her for seconds, at the very end of the night. Which leads me to my final point.

7. Like I said before, hopefully you get lucky enough to bang a chick or at least hang out with her outside the club. If not your whole night has ended with you outside the club with your dick still in your pants and your back pocket with no cash in it. At this point you have gotten used by the bouncers, bartenders, waitresses, and a slutty girl. All your hard earn money has just dissapeared in the blink of an eye, without you even noticing what has just happened to you. Going to a club is like getting robbed blind, and in the end result you are drunk. So don't dare complain about anything, because the bouncers or security will throw you out or beat your ass, and get away with it. Because you are in the wrong because you are buzzed or drunk and they are sober, hopefully.

Every time I walk by a club and see a 200 deep line, I just laugh. oh yeah and if their is a cover because snoop dog is in town, add another 2-3 hundred.


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If anyone think something different I am all ears.

I would like to add something else to #2. Getting a drink consist of fighting through a crowd of 20 meat heads, and 20 minutes for the bar tender to even recognize that huge pimple on your face.

Please feel free to add, I am sure this list can be to #100 in no time.

#8. The jerk off in the bathroom expecting a tip for watching you piss, and putting soap in your hands.

I'm not a big clubber myself.  But, I've been to a few clubs and enjoyed myself.

I've never been to a club in Vegas.  I've been to Vegas by myself and never want to wait in line by myself or spend that much money.  Other times when I'm in Vegas with people, they aren't the clubbing type.  So basically, I have no idea what the clubs are like.

I just did a search for "Best Clubs in the world"

The clubs in Vegas hardly ever appear - even on Top 100 lists.  I wonder why that is.  It could be the music they play or they just suck.

You guys should go to Ibiza.  It will change your opinion of clubs...somewhat.

That place is absolutely ridiculous.  It makes Vegas seem tame.