So, ill be in vegas on the 25th for 5 days at the Wynn. I for some reason am enamored by Hookers. I cant ever say Ive banged one, just cant get myself to do it, as ill be pouring bleach on my wang for days, but when you are in those casino bars, how can you really tell if a chick is a hooker or not?
I read someone said something about a glass or a plastic cup?
I would think girls who are solo are more likely to be hookers, but maybe they are cougars?
Either way I need info pronto! My trip is almost 2 weeks away!!!
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So, ill be in vegas on the 25th for 5 days at the Wynn. I for some reason am enamored by Hookers. I cant ever say Ive banged one, just cant get myself to do it, as ill be pouring bleach on my wang for days, but when you are in those casino bars, how can you really tell if a chick is a hooker or not?
I read someone said something about a glass or a plastic cup?
I would think girls who are solo are more likely to be hookers, but maybe they are cougars?
Either way I need info pronto! My trip is almost 2 weeks away!!!
dude, both my buddies banged hookers in vegas. Listen to these great stories.
First buddie: Gets a hot chick for like 600 to come to the room. He proceeds to bang here out in the bathroom for like 2 hours. At this point the hooker is complaining like shit, because he can't go. So he finally stops banging her do to the fact he probably bought to die of a heart attack and alcohol posioning. He said her box smelled terriable and that she kept saying he was hurting her lol .
2nd buddy: Gets a 200 dollar whor who takes him into the bathroom. While he is banging her, he said he noticed a scar above her box area, and he asked her what it is from. She proceeds to tell him that she just had a baby 2 weeks ago !!! He tells her to get the fuck out of the room with her stank box hahahahahah.
My 2nd buddy definitely got screwed lol. sick shit
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dude, both my buddies banged hookers in vegas. Listen to these great stories.
First buddie: Gets a hot chick for like 600 to come to the room. He proceeds to bang here out in the bathroom for like 2 hours. At this point the hooker is complaining like shit, because he can't go. So he finally stops banging her do to the fact he probably bought to die of a heart attack and alcohol posioning. He said her box smelled terriable and that she kept saying he was hurting her lol .
2nd buddy: Gets a 200 dollar whor who takes him into the bathroom. While he is banging her, he said he noticed a scar above her box area, and he asked her what it is from. She proceeds to tell him that she just had a baby 2 weeks ago !!! He tells her to get the fuck out of the room with her stank box hahahahahah.
My 2nd buddy definitely got screwed lol. sick shit
A young girl by herself high heels showing skin. (ok that obvious) but this is the key. The not so obvious is her cell phone. This is what she uses to keep in contact with her agency. Usually they are to be found in bars like you said and by the enterances to the hotel elevator looking for their hook up. They can be found walking back and forth between the resort elevators and suite elevators. I call that walkway the "parade"
Nothing is ever in the bank until it is in the bank
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A young girl by herself high heels showing skin. (ok that obvious) but this is the key. The not so obvious is her cell phone. This is what she uses to keep in contact with her agency. Usually they are to be found in bars like you said and by the enterances to the hotel elevator looking for their hook up. They can be found walking back and forth between the resort elevators and suite elevators. I call that walkway the "parade"
by cell phone I mean she uses it non stop. By the way if you get approached and do not want an hourly date then turn the tables on her and tell her that she can not afford you!
Nothing is ever in the bank until it is in the bank
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by cell phone I mean she uses it non stop. By the way if you get approached and do not want an hourly date then turn the tables on her and tell her that she can not afford you!
dude, both my buddies banged hookers in vegas. Listen to these great stories.
First buddie: Gets a hot chick for like 600 to come to the room. He proceeds to bang here out in the bathroom for like 2 hours. At this point the hooker is complaining like shit, because he can't go. So he finally stops banging her do to the fact he probably bought to die of a heart attack and alcohol posioning. He said her box smelled terriable and that she kept saying he was hurting her lol .
2nd buddy: Gets a 200 dollar whor who takes him into the bathroom. While he is banging her, he said he noticed a scar above her box area, and he asked her what it is from. She proceeds to tell him that she just had a baby 2 weeks ago !!! He tells her to get the fuck out of the room with her stank box hahahahahah.
My 2nd buddy definitely got screwed lol. sick shit
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Quote Originally Posted by asloper6001:
dude, both my buddies banged hookers in vegas. Listen to these great stories.
First buddie: Gets a hot chick for like 600 to come to the room. He proceeds to bang here out in the bathroom for like 2 hours. At this point the hooker is complaining like shit, because he can't go. So he finally stops banging her do to the fact he probably bought to die of a heart attack and alcohol posioning. He said her box smelled terriable and that she kept saying he was hurting her lol .
2nd buddy: Gets a 200 dollar whor who takes him into the bathroom. While he is banging her, he said he noticed a scar above her box area, and he asked her what it is from. She proceeds to tell him that she just had a baby 2 weeks ago !!! He tells her to get the fuck out of the room with her stank box hahahahahah.
My 2nd buddy definitely got screwed lol. sick shit
I've said this on here before - it's all about eye contact. If you eyeball a chick for a usually long time and she doesn't look away. You're in. If you look back at her and she's still staring at you, you're definately in.
Grind it - I'll come down to your bar and give you 20 bucks if you finally change the most annoying covers avatar of all time.
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I've said this on here before - it's all about eye contact. If you eyeball a chick for a usually long time and she doesn't look away. You're in. If you look back at her and she's still staring at you, you're definately in.
Grind it - I'll come down to your bar and give you 20 bucks if you finally change the most annoying covers avatar of all time.
I've been down there twice in the past two months. I've learned this very quickly...ask them where they are from? lol. If they say Las Vegas, you know what she is. Spottie 2935 - you're right on about them walking in between the elevators.
...if they say they are in real estate, they're hookers too lol. When I ask how much and they tell me $1,000 for 1hr, I ask whether they bill by the minute or whether it's pro-rated if I last two minutes...they laugh, I walk away.
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I've been down there twice in the past two months. I've learned this very quickly...ask them where they are from? lol. If they say Las Vegas, you know what she is. Spottie 2935 - you're right on about them walking in between the elevators.
...if they say they are in real estate, they're hookers too lol. When I ask how much and they tell me $1,000 for 1hr, I ask whether they bill by the minute or whether it's pro-rated if I last two minutes...they laugh, I walk away.
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