Fun Vegas Story

So I head out to Vegas on a whim by securing a last minute flight deal on a Thursday night. Get a cheap room at the Las Vegas Club downtown...real shithole but a perfect place to lay my head.

I take a cab to the Venetian and sit down at a $25 dollar table with another young man and a couple. The young man is betting around 100 a hand and starts upping his bet. HE gets a phone call and tells me to take over. Everytime we win he wants to double the bet and does not even watch me play for him while he's on the phone. I win three times in a row including a BJ and he has close to 2000. He says I earned it and gives me 1000 which I in turn split with the couple. We all "let it ride" and the dealer busts!!!

Get back downtown and I'm TORE UP. Head to play craps at the Nugget. I'm the only shooter when three girls come back from partying and are headed to their room. They somehow end up watching me play. A drunk idiot approaches them and starts talking shit when they want nothing to do with him. Then of course I get involved and a fight almost breaks out. Security escorts the asshole away and now it's just me and 3 hot ass chicks. Turns out they run a pornsite online which I would later find out. I somehow convince one of them that everytime a 6 or 8 hits to lift up her top. The dealers are LOVING this and the boxmen looks the other way and lets it slide for awhile. Also, two of them give me a kiss everytime a 6 or 8 hit and I even ended up fingering one right there on the casino floor. Plus I have money on the 6 and 8 so it's fucking awesome!!!

Wake up like 2pm the next day with like 8 $500 dollar chips about a dozen $100 and a shit ton of green ones. I started at the V with like 300 dollars....what a trip! 

Wake up like 2pm today in my parent's basement with like 8 $500 dollar chips about a dozen $100 and a shit ton of green ones. I started my Vegas dream at the V with like 300 dollars....what a dream!

Goddamn there are some haters on this site. I used to post under a different name but didn't want some people knowing some of the things that took place. Seriously, is this really that crazy of a vegas story to the point of being unbeliveable? I have been to Vegas around 12-13 times and that trip was by far the craziest but I have read and heard of far better stories than my experiences during this trip.

I'm not sure if you guys are being dickheads because the account is new or not but I have a feeling if I would have posted it under my normal name the responses might have went a different direction. Now I'm getting shit from VegasVeteran who is considered a goddamn joke.

Actually I woke up not in my parent's basement but your parent's basement..but it wasn't the basement rather your mom's bed. I started my Ghetto dream fucking at the Y and only with 3 dollars, which was more than enough for this 2 dollar hooker!

I dont care if it is true or not.  I enjoyed reading it.

Settle down chief.  No your story is not unbelievable in the least.  Frankly I have seen crazier things than that in Vegas.  It was a fun read and thank you for contributing.  If you have been around long enough you know that two things happen here (1) vets typically haze the newbies and (2) there are always internet tough guys.  Are you reallys surprised by the response?

In either event again I enjoyed your story and I hope you contribute more.  I was in Vegas this past March and I already miss it.  One of my favorite places in the world.  BOL!

Jesron your'e right...thanks man. I figured since it was my "first" post the credibility factor comes into play. I'm just a guy that doesn't need attention...just thought it was a cool experience I wanted to share. I have another one I might share, not as wild though.

 I'm actually headed to Vegas in less than 24 hours. I usually get comped at MGM properties but I've used alot of them and the offers are typically not valid on the weekend. I hate paying for a room that I never use so I'm going cheapo style and will be staying downtown at 4 Queens. I haven't stayed downtown since the night in the story and that was over 5 years ago.

Thanks for sharing a bullshit story that took you 5 yrs and an alias to finally divulge it. Wow we are all lucky here at Covers to get to hear such bullshit.

It doesn't matter if you have 1 post or 20,000. Bullshit is bullshit.

Yeah man I woke up with like a killer hangover man. Like I had a bunch of $500 chips and like a shitload of others man and like I still had stank on my finger dude. It was like a killer trip man.