MIA 4.5, ML
You seriously can’t make this up.
Cavs up 3-0, about to complete the gentleman's sweep, and what does the 2nd Half Mush do? He slides in with Miami 1ST HALF +4.5 and moneyline like he’s found buried treasure and a new path in life with 1st half bets.
Result? 72-33 Cavs at halftime. Seventy-two to thirty-three. I’ve seen closer scores in youth league basketball.
At this point, bro, you're not just bad luck — you're a weapon of mass momentum destruction. If Adam Silver had any sense of humor, he’d fine you for tampering.
You could bet "tails" on a coin flip and somehow cause the coin to disappear midair. It’s honestly impressive how your picks manage to defy mathematics, momentum, and reality all at once.
You don’t bet on teams — you bet against common sense.
New nickname suggestion: The Fade God.
Because when you show up, the only safe move is sprinting to the other side.
You seriously can’t make this up.
Cavs up 3-0, about to complete the gentleman's sweep, and what does the 2nd Half Mush do? He slides in with Miami 1ST HALF +4.5 and moneyline like he’s found buried treasure and a new path in life with 1st half bets.
Result? 72-33 Cavs at halftime. Seventy-two to thirty-three. I’ve seen closer scores in youth league basketball.
At this point, bro, you're not just bad luck — you're a weapon of mass momentum destruction. If Adam Silver had any sense of humor, he’d fine you for tampering.
You could bet "tails" on a coin flip and somehow cause the coin to disappear midair. It’s honestly impressive how your picks manage to defy mathematics, momentum, and reality all at once.
You don’t bet on teams — you bet against common sense.
New nickname suggestion: The Fade God.
Because when you show up, the only safe move is sprinting to the other side.
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