Posted:
#1
AP --- REUTERS
1/23/15
------In a scene reminiscent of a Hollywood movie beleaguered New England Patriots equipment manager Salazzo Ortegas was nabbed by authorities early Friday morning as he attempted a border crossing from Vermont into Canada.
According to Special Crimes Taskforce spokesman Ortegas was found in posession of a small glasses case in which he kept the bejewelled instrunent he releases air with. Ortegas is also being sought by Brazilian agents for suspicion of deflating World Cup Soccer balls last summer priot to being hired by Bill Belichek for minimum wage and without proper U.S. working credentials.
No shots were fired when Ortegas was captured but unfortunately he swallowed a kit kat bar doused with a deadly chemical before uttering the words "Tell Tom and Giselle their secret....gasp....ummm...eeez....gasp....a-safe with meeeeeee....gooo Pats!"
1/23/15
------In a scene reminiscent of a Hollywood movie beleaguered New England Patriots equipment manager Salazzo Ortegas was nabbed by authorities early Friday morning as he attempted a border crossing from Vermont into Canada.
According to Special Crimes Taskforce spokesman Ortegas was found in posession of a small glasses case in which he kept the bejewelled instrunent he releases air with. Ortegas is also being sought by Brazilian agents for suspicion of deflating World Cup Soccer balls last summer priot to being hired by Bill Belichek for minimum wage and without proper U.S. working credentials.
No shots were fired when Ortegas was captured but unfortunately he swallowed a kit kat bar doused with a deadly chemical before uttering the words "Tell Tom and Giselle their secret....gasp....ummm...eeez....gasp....a-safe with meeeeeee....gooo Pats!"
0
made me laff, so it was a great post
Hot Forum Topics
