...FINAL PROP

lol woke up this morning and my wife is already bitching too. i cap my chances of getting laid to day here goes first my record

over under 3 days 1-5

surprise blow job 0-9

chances we do it more then once in one day 2-6

ML after getting her a gift 2-2

As you can tell i cant cap my sex life buy her something is your only chance.

Wait, if I lay $4400 on the "NO" (possible win $1100),

And $600 on the "before" (possible win $4800)

And $350 on the "after" (possible win $5250)

No matter what happens, I am guaranteed profit!

NO wins me: $1100 - $600 - $350 = +$150

Before wins me: $4800 - $4400 - $350 = +$50

After wins me: $5250 - $4400 - $600 = +$250

So if I risk $53,500,000 total, no matter what happens, I am guaranteed $500,000 profit. And that's exactly what I am going to do.

Put me down for $44,000,000 on the NO.

$6,000,000 on Before and $3,500,000 on the after.

SHIP IT

You guys are ingrates. Me, I WISH I had a girlfriend to spend Valentine's day with. Instead she is out with some game-player doouchebag who don't give a shit.

And MR TINGLES, seriously, I want my money. Where do I collect from?

Quote Originally Posted by MR TINGLES:

WILL MR TINGLES GET LAID TODDAY?

BEFORE GAME +800
AFTER GAME +1500

NO -400

TAKE THE NO AND COLLECT...

imagine the look on my face when my wife asked me "Where are we going for the Super Bowl this year?

Now imagine the look on hers when I told her we were having another party this yr! apparently the fact that I asked her to get 128 ounces of pineapple juice and 96 ounces of orange juice didn't ring a bell in her head..What's the big deal I cooked the roasted peppers and arranged to buy the main course.

my brother has desserts covered, the attorney the shrimp ring and seafood salad, my banker friend the rums and my girlfriend the clam pie and "big tits"
 i told my wife all she had to do was decorate and clean the house.

BIG FUCKING DEAL...OOPS GOT TO GO..I HAVE TO VACUUM

OTHER LOCK..
HOW MANY TIMES WILL MY WIFE ASK ME IF I AM GOING TO DO ANYTHING BUT SIT IN MY CHAIR AND WATCH THE GAME

OVER 2.5 -300
UNDER 2.5 +275

ANSWER...YES DEAR..I'M GOING TO PEE SOON

ENJOY THE GAME AND CHECK OUT MY 25 OTHER PROPS

I'd like to do a 2 teamer with NO -400 and OVER 2.5 -300 for 10 units please.

I'd like to do a 2 teamer with NO -400 and OVER 2.5 -300 for 10 units please.

THAT STEELRAIN IS THE PLAY OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!

MR TINGLES. Thanks for the so kind words. Now I don't have to go crying to bed tonight. And you're right, I deserve to be happy. And you know what REALLY keeps me happy? Collecting my winnings after being dead right about certain odds and probability.

So,did you get laid? If not, where is my $1,500,000 ?

If so was it before or after the game? If it was before, you owe me $500,000. If it was after then you owe me $2,500,000.

You seem like nice guy. So I will trust your answer.

P.S.: I will give you till tommorow morning since you still got time to get laid if you hadn't. But for your sake, getting laid now will cost you a million dollars more so I suggest you reject your wife if she tries to do stuff on you and settle our bets for $1.5M. If she rapes you then you can sue her for the other million. I will give you extra time.

Cheers

Tingles: The girl in my Avatar is Megan Fox, and the Canadiens logo is photoshopped on the towel.

My girl is 10 times better, hotter, smarter, funnier, etc than Megan Fox.

Why would I not give 2 shits about her if I was with you in NYC? There may be hot girls there but I am not into party girls who probably fucked many guys.