GucciCapper has "48" hours before GucciCapper Jr. is induced. GucciCapper is going to set a BAD example for his son and take these 'Boys today in Week 17.....

GucciCapper should know better.  Last year, GucciCapper went huge in Week 17 when Dallas played the Eagles.  GucciCapper has been taking the Dallas Cowboys in Week 17 since GucciCapper was a young trapper.  So, why are we making the same mistake over and over GucciCapper?  Shouldn't you know better now that it's 2021, not 2004.  Well, the reason is quite simple.  The Cowboys DO NOT control their destiny here, so GucciCapper expects the Cowboys to play solid defense and move the ball with ease offensively.  They won't be tight as they know that Washington Football team controls their destiny later in the night.  

GucciCapper recommends laying the -1.5 points for the following reasons.

1) Momentum - Dallas has won 3 games in a row, while the Giants have lost 3 in a row.  Although both teams have a shot to make the playoffs, GucciCapper expects the Cowboys to be the hungrier team today.  The Giants have been playing horrible recently while the Cowboys have looked quite good on both sides of the ball.

2) No Pressure - Dallas knows that even if they win this game, they need the Eagles to "upset" the Washington Football team on Sunday Night Football.  Therefore, GucciCapper expects the Cowboys to play loose and dominate the game on both sides of the ball.

3) Red Rocket Contract - Remember boys, there are some big incentives for the Red Rocket if the Cowboys make the playoffs.  GucciCapper expects the Rocket to play well and not have any crucial turnovers that will lead to a short field for the Giants.

4) In DAK we Trust - Remember, Dak's season ended against the Giants earlier in the year.  Look for a bit of revenge and motivation for the Cowboys after that season changing injury.  Teams don't forget these things and GucciCapper expects the Cowboys to win this game for Dak! 

So there you have it boys.  GucciCapper Jr. is about to be induced in 48 hours if GucciCapper's wifey doesn't have any contractions.  Lets continue the winning streak with the Cowboys -1.5 today.  Goodluck and Happy 2021!

-Gucci out

Congrats brother 

@GucciCapper

Let’s get it Gucci & congrats.

Also on the Cowboys.

@GucciCapper

Gucci no need to induce Mrs. Gucci.   The secret to start labor is getting a foot massage, before you know it she will be in labor.   Trust me I did it twice and worked both times.  Good luck

Solid pick as always, thanks for the write-up and pick. Hope all goes well for the Mrs and Jr!

You rubbed your feet and had 2 kids?  

Spicy food and a long walk often help before labor ...

CONGRATULATIONS. BROTHER...

Everyday as a Father is like winning the mega millions in my opinion....

I'm on the Cowboys today as well 

No better joy in the world than being a Dad .

Waiting on some grandkids  

Congrats...Hot wings and and a ice cold nasty old Milwaukee will do the trick.

Gucci Gucci Gucci...i'll fade this one

Shyat ... i have every single wager from yesterday wheeled with Dallas ... this feels so gross now 

Tell the Mrs she’s taking a cab to the hospital.  Guaranteed to start the child birthing process...  I can say it’s worked not once, but twice.

Better start hedging man

everyone loving Dallas today ...

No play for me 

Congratulations my brother and keep them winners coming GL

@woogyboogy

 Another option is getting Mrs. Gucci to walk around the block - briskly - Good Luck with the birth - and the Cowgirls

 Lightning can strike twice....

Will get it next time my brother ! 

Disgusting.  GucciCapper should have known better.  Different year, same shit with these Cowboys.

Sorry boys.  Onto the playoffs.

-Gucci out