He wakes up dripping in sweat. For a moment, disoriented. Then he realizes its all true.
It wasn't a dream, it was real.
No human has ever owned another human being quite like what Andy Reid has done to Kyle Shanahan.
As fate would have it, the Niners got the Chiefs after their bye week again. You know why? Because Andy owns him.
So that big Andy would have 2 weeks to think of ways to torment his son Kyle.
What Andy has done to Kyle and his career is beyond ownage, beyond rape.
It has been sex without lubrication. No lube, not even a courtesy spit.
For the rest of his life Kyle will feel the presence of Andy Reid and how he has ate his lunch and drank his milkshake while Kyle helplessly looked on in horror.
Everywhere Kyle goes he sees Andy's smiling face.
40 years from now when Kyle is visiting his father Mikes grave, he will limp into the bathroom, a withered old man, and when he looks in the mirror on the way out, standing behind him and smiling he will see Andy waving at him and laughing.
The sovereignty that Andy Reid has over Kyle Shanahan is virtually unprecedented in human history.
Rumor has it that Kyle returned home after bowling with his buddies and there was Andy Reid in his bedroom, giving his wife ass to mouth.
Kyle dropped the bag of groceries and Andy yelled at him to get him a beer.
And thats what Kyle did.
Because Andy Reid owns Kyle Shanahan.
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