He wakes up dripping in sweat. For a moment, disoriented. Then he realizes its all true.
It wasn't a dream, it was real.
No human has ever owned another human being quite like what Andy Reid has done to Kyle Shanahan.
As fate would have it, the Niners got the Chiefs after their bye week again. You know why? Because Andy owns him.
So that big Andy would have 2 weeks to think of ways to torment his son Kyle.
What Andy has done to Kyle and his career is beyond ownage, beyond rape.
It has been sex without lubrication. No lube, not even a courtesy spit.
For the rest of his life Kyle will feel the presence of Andy Reid and how he has ate his lunch and drank his milkshake while Kyle helplessly looked on in horror.
Everywhere Kyle goes he sees Andy's smiling face.
40 years from now when Kyle is visiting his father Mikes grave, he will limp into the bathroom, a withered old man, and when he looks in the mirror on the way out, standing behind him and smiling he will see Andy waving at him and laughing.
The sovereignty that Andy Reid has over Kyle Shanahan is virtually unprecedented in human history.
Rumor has it that Kyle returned home after bowling with his buddies and there was Andy Reid in his bedroom, giving his wife ass to mouth.
Kyle dropped the bag of groceries and Andy yelled at him to get him a beer.
And thats what Kyle did.
Because Andy Reid owns Kyle Shanahan.
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He wakes up dripping in sweat. For a moment, disoriented. Then he realizes its all true.
It wasn't a dream, it was real.
No human has ever owned another human being quite like what Andy Reid has done to Kyle Shanahan.
As fate would have it, the Niners got the Chiefs after their bye week again. You know why? Because Andy owns him.
So that big Andy would have 2 weeks to think of ways to torment his son Kyle.
What Andy has done to Kyle and his career is beyond ownage, beyond rape.
It has been sex without lubrication. No lube, not even a courtesy spit.
For the rest of his life Kyle will feel the presence of Andy Reid and how he has ate his lunch and drank his milkshake while Kyle helplessly looked on in horror.
Everywhere Kyle goes he sees Andy's smiling face.
40 years from now when Kyle is visiting his father Mikes grave, he will limp into the bathroom, a withered old man, and when he looks in the mirror on the way out, standing behind him and smiling he will see Andy waving at him and laughing.
The sovereignty that Andy Reid has over Kyle Shanahan is virtually unprecedented in human history.
Rumor has it that Kyle returned home after bowling with his buddies and there was Andy Reid in his bedroom, giving his wife ass to mouth.
Kyle dropped the bag of groceries and Andy yelled at him to get him a beer.
Im gonna go out on a limb and say Im not the first guy in the world to lose a bet on the team he has been supporting since the day he dove out of his mom.
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I bet with the heart. 1 unit.
Im gonna go out on a limb and say Im not the first guy in the world to lose a bet on the team he has been supporting since the day he dove out of his mom.
TBH bro I dunno why u liked SF today one thing I learned is never bet against Mahomes ever ! Guy is always in games !!! Ur receiving core is depleted I don’t know why u liked that game! Brick purdy cannot carry this team on his back he’s average game manager @ best ! I don’t see SF in a Super Bowl for a long time
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TBH bro I dunno why u liked SF today one thing I learned is never bet against Mahomes ever ! Guy is always in games !!! Ur receiving core is depleted I don’t know why u liked that game! Brick purdy cannot carry this team on his back he’s average game manager @ best ! I don’t see SF in a Super Bowl for a long time
[Quote: Originally Posted by JimmyGape]He wakes up dripping in sweat. For a moment, disoriented. Then he realizes its all true. It wasn't a dream, it was real. No human has ever owned another human being quite like what Andy Reid has done to Kyle Shanahan. As fate would have it, the Niners got the Chiefs after their bye week again. You know why? Because Andy owns him. So that big Andy would have 2 weeks to think of ways to torment his son Kyle. What Andy has done to Kyle and his career is beyond ownage, beyond rape. It has been sex without lubrication. No lube, not even a courtesy spit. For the rest of his life Kyle will feel the presence of Andy Reid and how he has ate his lunch and drank his milkshake while Kyle helplessly looked on in horror. Everywhere Kyle goes he sees Andy's smiling face. 40 years from now when Kyle is visiting his father Mikes grave, he will limp into the bathroom, a withered old man, and when he looks in the mirror on the way out, standing behind him and smiling he will see Andy waving at him and laughing. The sovereignty that Andy Reid has over Kyle Shanahan is virtually unprecedented in human history. Rumor has it that Kyle returned home after bowling with his buddies and there was Andy Reid in his bedroom, giving his wife ass to mouth. Kyle dropped the bag of groceries and Andy yelled at him to get him a beer. And thats what Kyle did. Because Andy Reid owns Kyle Shanahan.[/Quote
This is about as stupid as it gets
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[Quote: Originally Posted by JimmyGape]He wakes up dripping in sweat. For a moment, disoriented. Then he realizes its all true. It wasn't a dream, it was real. No human has ever owned another human being quite like what Andy Reid has done to Kyle Shanahan. As fate would have it, the Niners got the Chiefs after their bye week again. You know why? Because Andy owns him. So that big Andy would have 2 weeks to think of ways to torment his son Kyle. What Andy has done to Kyle and his career is beyond ownage, beyond rape. It has been sex without lubrication. No lube, not even a courtesy spit. For the rest of his life Kyle will feel the presence of Andy Reid and how he has ate his lunch and drank his milkshake while Kyle helplessly looked on in horror. Everywhere Kyle goes he sees Andy's smiling face. 40 years from now when Kyle is visiting his father Mikes grave, he will limp into the bathroom, a withered old man, and when he looks in the mirror on the way out, standing behind him and smiling he will see Andy waving at him and laughing. The sovereignty that Andy Reid has over Kyle Shanahan is virtually unprecedented in human history. Rumor has it that Kyle returned home after bowling with his buddies and there was Andy Reid in his bedroom, giving his wife ass to mouth. Kyle dropped the bag of groceries and Andy yelled at him to get him a beer. And thats what Kyle did. Because Andy Reid owns Kyle Shanahan.[/Quote
Why do you have to post such gross sexual innuendos in a friggin football forum? I wouldn't mind but you're absolutely awful at picking games too. Just a blowhard knuckledragging Neanderthal. It's insane that you continue to post considering that you embarrass yourself time and time again. You should seriously consider having a little shame, you might stop making such an ass out of yourself
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Why do you have to post such gross sexual innuendos in a friggin football forum? I wouldn't mind but you're absolutely awful at picking games too. Just a blowhard knuckledragging Neanderthal. It's insane that you continue to post considering that you embarrass yourself time and time again. You should seriously consider having a little shame, you might stop making such an ass out of yourself
Im absolutely awful at picking games too ey? 7-7 this year and Im absolutely awful. I was what 19-4 last year.
Pull your panties to the side dog. Finger yourself and squeal in delight.
Im sure your mom and dad are proud to have raised a keyboard banging internet troll like you who doesnt have the guts to so much as look someone in the eye in real life.
Its pretty easy to type on an internet message board right?
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Im absolutely awful at picking games too ey? 7-7 this year and Im absolutely awful. I was what 19-4 last year.
Pull your panties to the side dog. Finger yourself and squeal in delight.
Im sure your mom and dad are proud to have raised a keyboard banging internet troll like you who doesnt have the guts to so much as look someone in the eye in real life.
Its pretty easy to type on an internet message board right?
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