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My lawyer has advised me to take the Detroit Lions -3 for everything I’m down this year!

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Fucker calls me to get it all back on Detroit -3! He guarantees it or else he’s offering me free lifetime representation! 

“The average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches) long”
 
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@buffer

What could possibly go wrong?

 
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hope his advice is better then that cab driver

 
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how many beards you need to get down millions?

 
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Is your lawyer Morgan and Mirgsn 

 
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For what it worth he also said to take Denver -11 b/c KC doesn’t want the Bengals in the playoff b/c the Bengals can beat them. 

“The average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches) long”
 
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lawyer knows nothing about sports betting, don't listen to him

 
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Classic Buffer.

For the animals.

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Denver-...yes;  Detroit-...no

 
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Good luck , Vikings are due for a loss - Lions have injuries on defense. Tough call . 

 
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surprised

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And we all know that lawyers don't lie lol! 

 
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Better Call Saul

 
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Ghostbusters......an_lightening

 
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 Only 2 loses are at home just saying im right across the border from Detroit in Windsor and half the fans at the bar are already drunk and everyone of them like Detroit go figure

 
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Quote Originally Posted by umgmu:

Is your lawyer Morgan and Mirgsn
Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.  peace_5

 
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Lawyers always have an angle that benefits them...

 
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Minnesota today

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Well my lawyer was right about Denver today so let’s see what happens tonight. Should I follow his advice tonight? I get lifetime free representation if he loses so maybe I should go all in on Detroit -3

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Free Lifetime Representation.. that's A Great Deal For YOU an_cheers

Too bad you can't Middle that one angry

 
 
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goodpost #13 @NONEED4LUCKpeace_5

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