Rams have 1% chance of winning

First of all let’s understand that Todd Gurley is probably injured VERY badly. 

That guy is a competitor, and he wouldn’t miss the biggest game of his career at New Orleans unless he was in BAD shape.

He is their best offensive player, the reason they are here, and he barely touched the ball. 260 carries and 60 receptions will wear on your workhorse.

Now, understand that the Rams silence about this injury is not tricking Billy B. He wrote the book. His entire game plan will be forcing 24 year old, overwhelmed by the super bowl Jared Goff to beat them. (Similar tactic last yr, but Foles in more experienced, and had a MUCH better team behind him. And Tom has a much worse. Look at what they did to that Philly D even tho they lost)

Bill doesn’t show his hand during the season, he saves the goods for right now. So, good luck stopping them — especially when they have 3-4 guarantee plays. Guarantee they can pick up 4 yard plays.

Rams will never stop a 4 yard slant to Edelman.

Coaching experience is the biggest advantage for NE. McVay will try something stupid this game like a fake or lateral that will fail. Rams only advantage is their D line, and coaching will neutralize that. Tom will not get sacked.

Pats running back requirements: DO NOT fumble. Also, Tom throws an int as often as Jesus shows up. You better believe the pats will win the turnover battle, and that they will milk the clock with a 13 play 75 yard drive after, giving your offense time to think about it.

Then the rams will be down by 14 in the 2nd quarter and try long passes — pats will be ready.

42-21 Pats

So their chance of winning is better than your chance of getting laid. Gotcha

danboone25, Great write-up...wmi799 hasn't been laid since Knute Rockne was head coach at Notre Dame. 

The guy said a one percent chance. So you are saying you agree with that? Those kinds of statements are beyond stupid.

But...................you will be watching the game in a "famous Asian bar" 

So you must know

Not sure Cap, wacked as I am. Bold type man will be up early local time to watch the game he said was a fraud game. He said this.

"Spending a super-bowl with Elvis would be great but I will be at a famous sports' bar in Asia surrounded by a bevy of young and hot waitresses whose work uniform includes a mini skirt...perfect for looking at their drop dead beautiful legs and tight cheeked posteriors. "

The dreaded 4 yard slant to Edelman.  I'm sure that one has McVay up at night.   I'm much more worried about the Patriots 2 yard run into the pile.  

The Patriots two best offensive players combined are older than Wade Phillips.   You guys are in big trouble tomorrow.