I’ve taken mushrooms before . They had no effect on me . Nothing . Nada . Zilcho . I drove my car home no problems . Easy peesy …..
I flew out the sunroof on a golden unicorn that was draped in a rainbow blanket that landed on the hood of my car . I asked that big booty regally fantastic animal , because I had the time , since the universe slowed down to a crawl , like a guy who drank too much does when they inch towards the toilet in agonizing pain to puke :
“ hey horsie with the pointy dildo stuck in your head , why you need that blanky ? You cold ? “
That rude motherfucker didn’t answer . He just plopped a shit on the firebird symbol emblazoned on my vintage hood and jetted like he stole 5 dollars . Fuckin punk ….
so I “ surfed “ out there in the open nature of space and time like some kind of god-like , Teen Wolf creature , for what seemed to be an eternity….
I then checked my timex watch with the calculator and just a mere 3 minutes had passed …
so I somersaulted back into my vehicle shinobi style but smashed my left nut on the stick shift going back in ….I was in a lot of distress …..
I learned an important lesson that day …..
unicorns , for all their glory and aesthetic beauty , can lack social skills and be ill mannered , and that consuming fungi for hallucinogenic purposes can sometimes be a fruitless endeavor …..
like former poster and all around bad ass chic cardinals being swept up in a conspiracy vortex that erased his normal existence and banished him to his own self inflicted exile like a prime germaphobe howie mandel……
it’s like Gloria said in White Men Can’t Jump ….
” Sometimes when you win , you really lose , and sometimes when you lose , you really win , and sometimes when you win or lose , you actually , just really tie ….. “
think about it .
then make a point to watch the movie and that scene in particular again cuz her titty pops out while she’s moving around ….
nice tit .
godspeed
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