I would like to apologize to Zman. You see guys Zman is really my son. He cant help the way he is. Its a long story so I will try not to bore you too much with it. A long time ago I met Zman's mother on the street. She was a lowclass hooker and at the time I was drunk. Not drunk enough to spend $20 though to bang her. But what did happen was an upset customer of hers went and hit her and she ended up in hopsital. Because of the nature of her job she was always horny. Zmans aunty's husband couldnt father a child. So they asked me to donate some sperm. I was only too happy to help. But while Zman's mother was in hospital she was feeling rather horny. So she found the test tube that my sperm was in and proceeded to masturbate. Unfortuently she used the cap end of the tube and it fell off and all the sperm went into her. Hence Zman was created. For some reason he has always held me responsible for that. So please guys go easy on Zman as he still hasnt really come to terms with his life at the moment. Could we please all be nice to Zman and make him feel wanted as this might one day help him out in life. I would also like to thank the kind person that employed Zman this month. If you didnt know May is the month to employ a disabled person and this man should be congratulated. So Zman this is my apology to you. Hope this makes you feel better.
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