BREAKING NEWS!!!

Lamar Jackson, who has fallen ill multiple times this year with what the team defines as "not feeling well", actually has a really bad case of the AIDS.

Facts

This story was first broke by an NFL Insider, who claims that Lamar was infected by his lover Cam.

More updates to follow

oh my

He has been associating with Magic from what I hear ...regarding Doyers ownership 

Sadly   Daks backside was injured quite badly...poor old chap.....

Done Rectum.....

Dork Prescott actually benched this week...

Kupp promoted after Daks pathetic performance against the terrible

defense of the Chiefs...who Jackson put up 36 points against...

Not only is Jackson better....but so is Huntley...Sorry Tigger dont 

choke on his Turkey leg...

Tigger I own you like a rented mule......

Yeah you do. You got me good.

I can't mess with your wit and charm 

But that doesn't change the fact that Lamar has AIDS

I can  charm the fat off a pig.......

My tag line is....

I promise you I'll never bore you,more than likely I will floor you....

I sell flooring for a living...The lead pony in the parade..

Don’t sell yourself short, I’m sure you are boring plenty of your customers 

I keep u entertained on a daily basis....

Then it's obviously fake aids

You beat a rented mule.    You take good care of a mule you own.    You been sippin from starwinks brown bag again?

You got starwink good.

He can't mess with your wit and charm! 

It's bullshit. He has nothing.

Just effing with bettors

@chic-cardinals

 Are you claiming it was a fake illness?

@chic-cardinals

 You seem to have issues. I wish you well

He will be a hit at the Thanksgiving dinner table.    If Thanksgiving is even real.......

So you’re saying that Lamar doesn’t have AIDS?

You are doubting my sources???

How dare you!