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Toronto today Carpet Man.  They’re ready to score today.  Looking at the team total over and Guerrero to get a lot of bases.

 
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So let me get this straight.

You put the lime in the coconut.

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 Almost....peace_5

 
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Carpet Man.  I think it’s gonna long long time.

 

peace_5

 
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She packed my bags last night pre-flight. Zero hour nine AM. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then. I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife.  It's lonely out in space.  On such a timeless flight.

And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home.  Oh no no no.

I'm a carpet man.  Carpet man burning out his fuse up here alone.  And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again, to find I'm not the man they think I am at home.  Oh no no no.  I'm a carpet man! Carpet man burning out his fuse up here alone</

 
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That was fun!

 

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Come on Mule Nuts......moose

 
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That was G@y as Helll.an_angel You're going to catch the MonkeyPox.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

Come on Mule Nuts......

You seem to have an obsession with mules.

Ever have sex with one? an_popcorn

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Bye bye American ply.  Bought my Berber in Germantown, but the salesman lied.

 

 

 
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@Hugh_Jorgan

 Hey Tigger how you doing Phucknuckles.....reallyhappy

Hopefully you and your twin are ready for football season...an_wink

 
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From what i understand the Cowboys need a left tackle, i could be wrong. peace_5

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

From what i understand the Cowboys need a left tackle, i could be wrong.

They need a LT, a LG, a Center, and a RT.

Other than that their O-line is in good shape peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

@Hugh_Jorgan  Hey Tigger how you doing Phucknuckles.....

Hopefully you and your twin are ready for football season...

Who is my "twin"? peace_5

Another question while I have your attention ... is it possible to contract an STD from having sex with a mule? an_popcorn

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Hanky is your twin....peace_5

 

Not sure ....about getting a STD.....but if you try it ,please wear a condom....peace_5

Come on Tiggggggggggggerrrrrr..I miss you phucking talking chit about my team....an_bounce

 
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@Hugh_Jorgan

 Hope all is well and ya change your mind about posting some plays, but if you have changed your gambling ways, good on you.peace_5 I've cut my opening day choices to 8 down from 11. Thats a win. an_roll_laugh

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

I've cut my opening day choices to 8 down from 11. Thats a win.

Can't count it as a win until you see if the 3 teams that you discarded cover or not.

My friend, may you have a prosperous season in every way peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

Come on Tiggggggggggggerrrrrr..I miss you phucking talking chit about my team....

Would you be so kind as to share your prediction on the final record of your team this season?

Are you going with 17-0 again?

Personally, I think that Pitt, Cinci and Cle are all going to have very poor seasons.

That means that the Shrimp should be able to go 3-3 in the division peace_5

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Im glad your still full of chit.....your Boys havent won a ring in what 30 years..

 

Keep talking out your arse...pray we lose half the team like last year...an_shake

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