College Football 9-25 through 9-27

Urban Meyer on one of his players:

"He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.

In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know
the meaning

of a lot of words."

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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday

go hunting on Sunday,

and pick up trash on Monday.

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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.

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How many Ohio State freshmen football players does it
take to change a light bulb?

None.  That's a sophomore course.

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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking
milk?

The cow fell on him.

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Two West Virginia football players were walking in
the woods.

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"

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A Notre Dame University football player was almost killed

yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and
unplugged the horse.

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What do you say to a Michigan State University 

football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."

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If three Florida State football players are in the
same car, who is driving?

The police officer.

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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a
girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.

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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders
in one room?

A full set of teeth.

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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going

to dress half of his players for the game this week;

the other half will have to dress themselves.

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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Why did the Texas linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.

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How do you get a former Illinois football player off
your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.