Handicapping the NFL 101

I hope we can have an online handicapping class 101 for the NFL on Covers. We all know there are many minefields to navigate before purchasing your ticket on an NFL game. I will start the class. I made the same mistake twice this weekend. I took the inferior qb/coach combination in 2 games. IMO the qb/coach combination is the most important factor in capping a contest. My mistakes' were selecting Kirk Cousins/Raheem Morris over Justin Herbert/Jim Harbaugh on Sunday afternoon. My 2nd mistake was last night. I chose Jameis Winston/Kevin Stefanski over Bo Nix/Sean Payton! You can not make the same mistake twice in the same weekend and hope to stay on the plus side of the ledger. This will be the threads starting point. I promise you we all will learn something inside this thread. Please feel free to discuss your favorite handicapping strategies.

Hurts/Sirianni > Jackson/Harbaugh

Honest Labor > Selling Linoleum

Honest labor is selling linoleum! I need you on point Hank! We are here to keep posters off losers unlike me this past weekend!

Selling flooring>Shuffling mail in a drunken stupor......

Same route every day.....no need to be sober....

@sundance

@sundance

 Fade Bigred = 

I ain’t Jesus so I can’t walk on water , but for a measly 6 dollars a square foot I can buy some of bigred’s best linoleum and walk on that sum bitch and feel like a God . 

Mr Fiction has spoken.....

The old drunk from Wisconsin...

How do I know ur lying ...

Ur lips are moving....

@spockgato

Fade Bigred and you can put that linoleum in every room of your home!

Hank , bigred says that you’re mad at him because he sold you some linoleum that he shipped to you himself …..

and that you and the Mrs. like to get a little freaky and do “ the get down “ on it sometimes on those frigid Wisconsin nights …….

but that’s not the reason that she’s cold so stop blaming him . Thanks . 

Fact....got hot...he sent me a package of cheese n sausage....

one day problems on a job had to hang up on him....

turned on me faster than a pancake on the griddle 

at IHOP....Sad but true....

58, I'm disappointed. No reaction? 

58, I'm disappointed. No reaction? 

@lbcake

 Just include “linoleum” in your post.  That seems to trigger him.

Years ago I used to sell shower curtains but I didn't supply the rings to with them 

Fatal flaw  

All I needed to do was team up with a top shower curtain ring sales man and we'd both be filthy rich today  

Talk to me Winky.....