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    I am banging SO MANY smoking hot girls while you guys watch men all night

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    Posted: May. 25, 2023 - 1:38 AM ET #1

    There are so many super hot 9s and 10s down here giving out impeccable service for well less then you guys lose betting on likely fixed sporting events. 

     

    My time down here started out rather dry as all 3 of the major clubs were shut down for a while. I'm not really trying to fuk with the street girls as they typically range from 3-7 and they may it may not be up to date on their testing.

    All 3 clubs are reopened now and there is no shortage of 9s willing to do whatever you want. The going rate has gone up to $120 as inflation has hit everywhere. I usually only pay $100 as they will generally always jump at $100 and the supply far outweighs demand this time of year. Some guys say they pay $60-$80 but If I like her, I don't negotiate that hard.

    Now I know some of you will try to make it a joke but really what are you banging ? Either a 4 tops or more likely rosemary and her 4 sisters. And trust me, having my pick out of hundreds of beauty queens is way way way cheaper than guessing which team is going to show up tomorrow night. As well as guessing who the refs are on. 

    The cost of living is so much cheaper even adding 3 bangs a week @ $100 each things are still cheaper.

    And yes safety. Regardless of what the media says, the tourist north zone is far safer than most of the US. It absolutely relies on US dollars and that area is kept super safe. Case in point, a US citizen died here like 10 days ago. Both US and Mexican authorities pounced the fuk all over it, including shutting down the Hong Kong club which is where he died, in one of their hotel rooms. Shit totally hit the fan. Thing is, he was doing illegal drugs in the room and got some fentanyl. His own fault yet it was handled as a federal case by 2 different countries. 

     Completely safe. Totally amazing chicas who aren't stuck up box like most American girls. Say what you want to about me, but trust me this is a much cheaper vice than gambling. And certainly much more fun hanging and banging cool chicks than watching likely predetermined sporting events watching men sweating all night.  

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    There are so many super hot 9s and 10s down here giving out impeccable service for well less then you guys lose betting on likely fixed sporting events. 

     

    My time down here started out rather dry as all 3 of the major clubs were shut down for a while. I'm not really trying to fuk with the street girls as they typically range from 3-7 and they may it may not be up to date on their testing.

    All 3 clubs are reopened now and there is no shortage of 9s willing to do whatever you want. The going rate has gone up to $120 as inflation has hit everywhere. I usually only pay $100 as they will generally always jump at $100 and the supply far outweighs demand this time of year. Some guys say they pay $60-$80 but If I like her, I don't negotiate that hard.

    Now I know some of you will try to make it a joke but really what are you banging ? Either a 4 tops or more likely rosemary and her 4 sisters. And trust me, having my pick out of hundreds of beauty queens is way way way cheaper than guessing which team is going to show up tomorrow night. As well as guessing who the refs are on. 

    The cost of living is so much cheaper even adding 3 bangs a week @ $100 each things are still cheaper.

    And yes safety. Regardless of what the media says, the tourist north zone is far safer than most of the US. It absolutely relies on US dollars and that area is kept super safe. Case in point, a US citizen died here like 10 days ago. Both US and Mexican authorities pounced the fuk all over it, including shutting down the Hong Kong club which is where he died, in one of their hotel rooms. Shit totally hit the fan. Thing is, he was doing illegal drugs in the room and got some fentanyl. His own fault yet it was handled as a federal case by 2 different countries. 

     Completely safe. Totally amazing chicas who aren't stuck up box like most American girls. Say what you want to about me, but trust me this is a much cheaper vice than gambling. And certainly much more fun hanging and banging cool chicks than watching likely predetermined sporting events watching men sweating all night.  

     
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    55 views,,,crickets 

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    55 views,,,crickets 

     
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    Posted: Jun. 2, 2023 - 4:34 AM ET #3

    As a black man i can't relate. You don't have to pay when women crave your pole my friend. 

    You keep paying for it, while she gives Tyrone all the azz he wants for free. 

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    As a black man i can't relate. You don't have to pay when women crave your pole my friend. 

    You keep paying for it, while she gives Tyrone all the azz he wants for free. 

     
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    U sound like a huge loser. 

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    U sound like a huge loser. 

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingRGIII:

    As a black man i can't relate. You don't have to pay when women crave your pole my friend.  You keep paying for it, while she gives Tyrone all the azz he wants for free.

     

    Dude don't take this personal, I really don't mean it that way and it's in the penalty box already anyway so 

    Why do black dudes like fat, nasty white women so much ? Just wondering. Like I get it that she still has a p**sy but no way I'm touching a 300+ pound fatty and they generally stink too. It's like Tom Leykis says -. Fat women are for poor guys. Dude I would much much much rather pay a hot ass latina who is a 9-9.5 then get it free from some fat cow. And honestly it's never free anyway. Have you ever been to Tijuana ? Do you have any idea just how fucking hot these Latinas down here are. Dude honestly the other day this fat ass white woman walked by and I smelled her BO for like 3 whole minutes. The fuk. I would beat off and be proud of it before I would touch any of these fat cows. 

    And believe me there are plenty of black men down here paying for a 9.5. You got to shoot higher man. 

     

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingRGIII:

    As a black man i can't relate. You don't have to pay when women crave your pole my friend.  You keep paying for it, while she gives Tyrone all the azz he wants for free.

     

    Dude don't take this personal, I really don't mean it that way and it's in the penalty box already anyway so 

    Why do black dudes like fat, nasty white women so much ? Just wondering. Like I get it that she still has a p**sy but no way I'm touching a 300+ pound fatty and they generally stink too. It's like Tom Leykis says -. Fat women are for poor guys. Dude I would much much much rather pay a hot ass latina who is a 9-9.5 then get it free from some fat cow. And honestly it's never free anyway. Have you ever been to Tijuana ? Do you have any idea just how fucking hot these Latinas down here are. Dude honestly the other day this fat ass white woman walked by and I smelled her BO for like 3 whole minutes. The fuk. I would beat off and be proud of it before I would touch any of these fat cows. 

    And believe me there are plenty of black men down here paying for a 9.5. You got to shoot higher man. 

     

     

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny9999:

    Quote Originally Posted by KingRGIII: As a black man i can't relate. You don't have to pay when women crave your pole my friend.  You keep paying for it, while she gives Tyrone all the azz he wants for free.   Dude don't take this personal, I really don't mean it that way and it's in the penalty box already anyway so  Why do black dudes like fat, nasty white women so much ? Just wondering. Like I get it that she still has a p**sy but no way I'm touching a 300+ pound fatty and they generally stink too. It's like Tom Leykis says -. Fat women are for poor guys. Dude I would much much much rather pay a hot ass latina who is a 9-9.5 then get it free from some fat cow. And honestly it's never free anyway. Have you ever been to Tijuana ? Do you have any idea just how fucking hot these Latinas down here are. Dude honestly the other day this fat ass white woman walked by and I smelled her BO for like 3 whole minutes. The fuk. I would beat off and be proud of it before I would touch any of these fat cows.  And believe me there are plenty of black men down here paying for a 9.5. You got to shoot higher man.

    Also, fast white women love black guys.  It works both ways. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingRGIII: As a black man i can't relate. You don't have to pay when women crave your pole my friend.  You keep paying for it, while she gives Tyrone all the azz he wants for free.   Dude don't take this personal, I really don't mean it that way and it's in the penalty box already anyway so  Why do black dudes like fat, nasty white women so much ? Just wondering. Like I get it that she still has a p**sy but no way I'm touching a 300+ pound fatty and they generally stink too. It's like Tom Leykis says -. Fat women are for poor guys. Dude I would much much much rather pay a hot ass latina who is a 9-9.5 then get it free from some fat cow. And honestly it's never free anyway. Have you ever been to Tijuana ? Do you have any idea just how fucking hot these Latinas down here are. Dude honestly the other day this fat ass white woman walked by and I smelled her BO for like 3 whole minutes. The fuk. I would beat off and be proud of it before I would touch any of these fat cows.  And believe me there are plenty of black men down here paying for a 9.5. You got to shoot higher man.

    Also, fast white women love black guys.  It works both ways. 

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by jvarghese:

    Quote Originally Posted by Danny9999: Quote Originally Posted by KingRGIII: As a black man i can't relate. You don't have to pay when women crave your pole my friend.  You keep paying for it, while she gives Tyrone all the azz he wants for free.   Dude don't take this personal, I really don't mean it that way and it's in the penalty box already anyway so  Why do black dudes like fat, nasty white women so much ? Just wondering. Like I get it that she still has a p**sy but no way I'm touching a 300+ pound fatty and they generally stink too. It's like Tom Leykis says -. Fat women are for poor guys. Dude I would much much much rather pay a hot ass latina who is a 9-9.5 then get it free from some fat cow. And honestly it's never free anyway. Have you ever been to Tijuana ? Do you have any idea just how fucking hot these Latinas down here are. Dude honestly the other day this fat ass white woman walked by and I smelled her BO for like 3 whole minutes. The fuk. I would beat off and be proud of it before I would touch any of these fat cows.  And believe me there are plenty of black men down here paying for a 9.5. You got to shoot higher man. Also, fast white women love black guys.  It works both ways.

    I get that plenty of women love black guys. I won't argue that. Here is where you say HELL TO THE FKING NO. It doesn't matter if they like him or not, men have the ability to say no too. But unfortunately men lower their standards too often willing to tap any ass that will let him. I know this is wrong but I will be honest here - fat women are disgusting. They are fat, almost always have BO issues and generally have attitude issues. I just couldn't do it. I'm not touching no female unless she's at least an 8. And if she's only an 8 she better be cool AF. I don't care, if you spend a few hours with a female then hit it, you are spending the $100-$125 either way. I'm done with nasty females. I spent 2 hours at adeltas with this latina then we arriba last night. She was about as close to perfect as you will ever see. I had to stay in tonight. These young hotties going to kill me. 

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny9999: Quote Originally Posted by KingRGIII: As a black man i can't relate. You don't have to pay when women crave your pole my friend.  You keep paying for it, while she gives Tyrone all the azz he wants for free.   Dude don't take this personal, I really don't mean it that way and it's in the penalty box already anyway so  Why do black dudes like fat, nasty white women so much ? Just wondering. Like I get it that she still has a p**sy but no way I'm touching a 300+ pound fatty and they generally stink too. It's like Tom Leykis says -. Fat women are for poor guys. Dude I would much much much rather pay a hot ass latina who is a 9-9.5 then get it free from some fat cow. And honestly it's never free anyway. Have you ever been to Tijuana ? Do you have any idea just how fucking hot these Latinas down here are. Dude honestly the other day this fat ass white woman walked by and I smelled her BO for like 3 whole minutes. The fuk. I would beat off and be proud of it before I would touch any of these fat cows.  And believe me there are plenty of black men down here paying for a 9.5. You got to shoot higher man. Also, fast white women love black guys.  It works both ways.

    I get that plenty of women love black guys. I won't argue that. Here is where you say HELL TO THE FKING NO. It doesn't matter if they like him or not, men have the ability to say no too. But unfortunately men lower their standards too often willing to tap any ass that will let him. I know this is wrong but I will be honest here - fat women are disgusting. They are fat, almost always have BO issues and generally have attitude issues. I just couldn't do it. I'm not touching no female unless she's at least an 8. And if she's only an 8 she better be cool AF. I don't care, if you spend a few hours with a female then hit it, you are spending the $100-$125 either way. I'm done with nasty females. I spent 2 hours at adeltas with this latina then we arriba last night. She was about as close to perfect as you will ever see. I had to stay in tonight. These young hotties going to kill me. 

     

     
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    At a certain age Danny you will tire of having sex for sport.  It may not seem possible to you now, as you saunter around Tijuana getting the most for your sexual dollar.  When you get closer to 50, and you have already tied up chicks in every possible position, had 3somes, banged all sorts of ages and colors of women, and woken up hung over in a bedroom with pieces of saran wrap all over the floor because you thought it would be fun to wrap her up in it and cut the holes out, it just isn't that interesting anymore......for sport.  So get your action in now.  This too will bore you soon. 

    One of my uncles used to joke, "The sex and stuff with prostitutes is great......but the really nice thing about them is that they leave when you are done!"

    Hope you don't catch anything you can't get rid of down there.  Montezuma's revenge will pass..........herpes will not.

     

    PS: the saran wrap thing is not fun.  Too much work.  You are essentially dealing with a human mummy on your bed once you wrap her up.  Too stiff and boring.  I do not recommend.  I would rate it a 3 out of a possible 10.  The mulatto chick Ally that went along with that scenario with me back in 2011 was a great sport however.  She gets an 8 out of 10.  8.5 if she wasn't so fucking crazy.

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    At a certain age Danny you will tire of having sex for sport.  It may not seem possible to you now, as you saunter around Tijuana getting the most for your sexual dollar.  When you get closer to 50, and you have already tied up chicks in every possible position, had 3somes, banged all sorts of ages and colors of women, and woken up hung over in a bedroom with pieces of saran wrap all over the floor because you thought it would be fun to wrap her up in it and cut the holes out, it just isn't that interesting anymore......for sport.  So get your action in now.  This too will bore you soon. 

    One of my uncles used to joke, "The sex and stuff with prostitutes is great......but the really nice thing about them is that they leave when you are done!"

    Hope you don't catch anything you can't get rid of down there.  Montezuma's revenge will pass..........herpes will not.

     

    PS: the saran wrap thing is not fun.  Too much work.  You are essentially dealing with a human mummy on your bed once you wrap her up.  Too stiff and boring.  I do not recommend.  I would rate it a 3 out of a possible 10.  The mulatto chick Ally that went along with that scenario with me back in 2011 was a great sport however.  She gets an 8 out of 10.  8.5 if she wasn't so fucking crazy.

     
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    At a certain age Danny you will tire of having sex for sport.  It may not seem possible to you now, as you saunter around Tijuana getting the most for your sexual dollar.  When you get closer to 50, and you have already tied up chicks in every possible position, had 3somes, banged all sorts of ages and colors of women, and woken up hung over in a bedroom with pieces of saran wrap all over the floor because you thought it would be fun to wrap her up in it and cut the holes out, it just isn't that interesting anymore......for sport.  So get your action in now.  This too will bore you soon.  One of my uncles used to joke, "The sex and stuff with prostitutes is great......but the really nice thing about them is that they leave when you are done!" Hope you don't catch anything you can't get rid of down there.  Montezuma's revenge will pass..........herpes will not.   PS: the saran wrap thing is not fun.  Too much work.  You are essentially dealing with a human mummy on your bed once you wrap her up.  Too stiff and boring.  I do not recommend.  I would rate it a 3 out of a possible 10.  The mulatto chick Ally that went along with that scenario with me back in 2011 was a great sport however.  She gets an 8 out of 10.  8.5 if she wasn't so fucking crazy.

    Hey man thanks for the reply. You are probably right, when I am 65-70 I probably won't want to do this anymore. That is all the reason to enjoy it now. To each his own, but I have never done any of that stuff you mentioned. Nope, never once had a 3some, I have never tied a chick up and that saran wrap thing sounds creepy as hell, don't like all sorts of ages and colors. I like 18-25 and pretty much only Latina or Asian. I don't like white girls or black girls much at all. And the herpes thing... the girls down here are way safer than a college age American girl. When I tire of it, I will stop. But honestly, hanging out with some of the hottest girls in the world then banging them, I can't imagine that getting boring until I'm near dead. I think what gets lost on people is just how amazingly hot these girls are. Now they are not all hot, but there are always super hot ones to pick from. And you generally hang out with them in the club for a while before you arriba. Just to make sure you vibe ok with her. Im going to be in the club with a supermodel here in about 2 hours while these guys are going to be glued to a chair, alone, watching their bets go down in flames...again. Talk about something getting old. Anyways, I have to start getting ready. Even when you are paying, you should still shower, shave, put on some cologne, and decent clothes. Always do that as respect to the chica. Going to be a great night tonight.  

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    At a certain age Danny you will tire of having sex for sport.  It may not seem possible to you now, as you saunter around Tijuana getting the most for your sexual dollar.  When you get closer to 50, and you have already tied up chicks in every possible position, had 3somes, banged all sorts of ages and colors of women, and woken up hung over in a bedroom with pieces of saran wrap all over the floor because you thought it would be fun to wrap her up in it and cut the holes out, it just isn't that interesting anymore......for sport.  So get your action in now.  This too will bore you soon.  One of my uncles used to joke, "The sex and stuff with prostitutes is great......but the really nice thing about them is that they leave when you are done!" Hope you don't catch anything you can't get rid of down there.  Montezuma's revenge will pass..........herpes will not.   PS: the saran wrap thing is not fun.  Too much work.  You are essentially dealing with a human mummy on your bed once you wrap her up.  Too stiff and boring.  I do not recommend.  I would rate it a 3 out of a possible 10.  The mulatto chick Ally that went along with that scenario with me back in 2011 was a great sport however.  She gets an 8 out of 10.  8.5 if she wasn't so fucking crazy.

    Hey man thanks for the reply. You are probably right, when I am 65-70 I probably won't want to do this anymore. That is all the reason to enjoy it now. To each his own, but I have never done any of that stuff you mentioned. Nope, never once had a 3some, I have never tied a chick up and that saran wrap thing sounds creepy as hell, don't like all sorts of ages and colors. I like 18-25 and pretty much only Latina or Asian. I don't like white girls or black girls much at all. And the herpes thing... the girls down here are way safer than a college age American girl. When I tire of it, I will stop. But honestly, hanging out with some of the hottest girls in the world then banging them, I can't imagine that getting boring until I'm near dead. I think what gets lost on people is just how amazingly hot these girls are. Now they are not all hot, but there are always super hot ones to pick from. And you generally hang out with them in the club for a while before you arriba. Just to make sure you vibe ok with her. Im going to be in the club with a supermodel here in about 2 hours while these guys are going to be glued to a chair, alone, watching their bets go down in flames...again. Talk about something getting old. Anyways, I have to start getting ready. Even when you are paying, you should still shower, shave, put on some cologne, and decent clothes. Always do that as respect to the chica. Going to be a great night tonight.  

     
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    In all my years @ Covers I've never seen posts like this

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    In all my years @ Covers I've never seen posts like this

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    I'm not one for paying for box. I pay for stress and headaches but not for box. When in Rome though. This dude is an expat, probably in early middle-aged and single. What is he supposed to do, not get some shit off? Is he supposed to learn fluid Spanish and spit game? Start a relationship with some 20-something Mexicana? Probably not. I don't pay for box but if I'm down in Mexico, and hypothetically single, I'm probably cashing out.

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    I'm not one for paying for box. I pay for stress and headaches but not for box. When in Rome though. This dude is an expat, probably in early middle-aged and single. What is he supposed to do, not get some shit off? Is he supposed to learn fluid Spanish and spit game? Start a relationship with some 20-something Mexicana? Probably not. I don't pay for box but if I'm down in Mexico, and hypothetically single, I'm probably cashing out.

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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2023 - 5:43 PM ET #12

    Quote Originally Posted by jmw59:

    In all my years @ Covers I've never seen posts like this Crazy

     

    yeah its weird. I dont know why there is such a taboo here talking about sex. I am sure at least 20% of this forum has had sex before. Well maybe I am overestimating a little, but still. The general discussion forum has a guy who constantly posts non stop fishing threads, we get constant threads about how the games are fixed, threads about how to cook, threads about erectile disfunction, threads about how to unclog a sink, etc. And my personal favorite, constant BS threads about massive wins that never happened. Like professor53 who recently won $58,000 on a $10 bet that paid 200 to 1. You would think people would at least do the math before they post BS. But mention sex and so many people get all prudish, and they immediately send the thread to the penalty box. By the way, it is 100% legal down. 

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    yeah its weird. I dont know why there is such a taboo here talking about sex. I am sure at least 20% of this forum has had sex before. Well maybe I am overestimating a little, but still. The general discussion forum has a guy who constantly posts non stop fishing threads, we get constant threads about how the games are fixed, threads about how to cook, threads about erectile disfunction, threads about how to unclog a sink, etc. And my personal favorite, constant BS threads about massive wins that never happened. Like professor53 who recently won $58,000 on a $10 bet that paid 200 to 1. You would think people would at least do the math before they post BS. But mention sex and so many people get all prudish, and they immediately send the thread to the penalty box. By the way, it is 100% legal down. 

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

    I'm not one for paying for box. I pay for stress and headaches but not for box. When in Rome though. This dude is an expat, probably in early middle-aged and single. What is he supposed to do, not get some shit off? Is he supposed to learn fluid Spanish and spit game? Start a relationship with some 20-something Mexicana? Probably not. I don't pay for box but if I'm down in Mexico, and hypothetically single, I'm probably cashing out. @Danny9999  Be careful. I know a guy who retired and moved down there. Well known expat community that was supposed to be safe. Knowing him, he was down there playing Mr. Big shot. They disappeared his ass. Tread lightly and watch your back.

     

    yeah for sure its really dumb to be flashing a lot of cash down here,or wearing expensive jewelry. That will always end bad. For sure, there is a dangerous element down here, but its not any worse than the US. I think people dont realize just how bad shit is getting in California, Chicago, Seattle. Really everywhere. There were 68 shootings in Chicago memorial day weekend. Things can be crazy anywhere if you are acting stupid. But if you use common sense, dont go buying drugs, stay in the north zone, etc you wont have any problems. The entire economy down here depends on US dollars flowing in from California, and they dont want to risk that by having Americans getting killed down here. I know this is taboo and most guys act like they would never do it but the number of Americans coming down here to pay is absolutely unbelievable until you see it. Im sorry but these hot ass Latinas completely shit on American Girls in every way. Looks, attitude, skills in bed, everything. There are over 50 million people coming to visit Tijuana every year. from Wikipedia

     

    50,000,000 people visit the city each year 

     

    So of course there are going to be a few murders here and there as with 50 million visitors you know there are going to be some dumb fucks that get themselves in trouble but when you put 50 million visitors in perspective you see 10 of them getting killed a year is a much lower risk than being in Chicago, LA, Seattle, NY, etc. 

    And what money I do spend on chicas is more than made up by the lowering cost of living down here. I love it, awesome in every way. Also, I already spoke pretty good spanish and a year or 2 down here I should be fluent. Almost all the girls speak both. 

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    I'm not one for paying for box. I pay for stress and headaches but not for box. When in Rome though. This dude is an expat, probably in early middle-aged and single. What is he supposed to do, not get some shit off? Is he supposed to learn fluid Spanish and spit game? Start a relationship with some 20-something Mexicana? Probably not. I don't pay for box but if I'm down in Mexico, and hypothetically single, I'm probably cashing out. @Danny9999  Be careful. I know a guy who retired and moved down there. Well known expat community that was supposed to be safe. Knowing him, he was down there playing Mr. Big shot. They disappeared his ass. Tread lightly and watch your back.

     

    yeah for sure its really dumb to be flashing a lot of cash down here,or wearing expensive jewelry. That will always end bad. For sure, there is a dangerous element down here, but its not any worse than the US. I think people dont realize just how bad shit is getting in California, Chicago, Seattle. Really everywhere. There were 68 shootings in Chicago memorial day weekend. Things can be crazy anywhere if you are acting stupid. But if you use common sense, dont go buying drugs, stay in the north zone, etc you wont have any problems. The entire economy down here depends on US dollars flowing in from California, and they dont want to risk that by having Americans getting killed down here. I know this is taboo and most guys act like they would never do it but the number of Americans coming down here to pay is absolutely unbelievable until you see it. Im sorry but these hot ass Latinas completely shit on American Girls in every way. Looks, attitude, skills in bed, everything. There are over 50 million people coming to visit Tijuana every year. from Wikipedia

     

    50,000,000 people visit the city each year 

     

    So of course there are going to be a few murders here and there as with 50 million visitors you know there are going to be some dumb fucks that get themselves in trouble but when you put 50 million visitors in perspective you see 10 of them getting killed a year is a much lower risk than being in Chicago, LA, Seattle, NY, etc. 

    And what money I do spend on chicas is more than made up by the lowering cost of living down here. I love it, awesome in every way. Also, I already spoke pretty good spanish and a year or 2 down here I should be fluent. Almost all the girls speak both. 

     
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    50,000,000 people visit the city each year 

     

    and nearly all of them are coming for the same reason. This is really not that taboo. It's just peoples deep dark secret. 

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    50,000,000 people visit the city each year 

     

    and nearly all of them are coming for the same reason. This is really not that taboo. It's just peoples deep dark secret. 

     
     
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    As of May 1, at least 13,959 people have died from gun violence in the U.S. this year, according to the Gun Violence Archive 

    SAN DIEGO (Border Report) — Through the first four months of the year, 603 homicides were recorded in Tijuana,

     

     

    The Tijuana number of 603 includes all Murders, while the US number of "at least 13,959" only includes shooting related murders. Of course there are more people in the US but just using the number of visitors to Tijuana ( 50 million at 1/3 of a year = 16.66667 million ) just using the number of visitors gives Tijuana a lower murder rate than the US. That is also using all murders in Tijuana versus only gun related murders in the US. 

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    As of May 1, at least 13,959 people have died from gun violence in the U.S. this year, according to the Gun Violence Archive 

    SAN DIEGO (Border Report) — Through the first four months of the year, 603 homicides were recorded in Tijuana,

     

     

    The Tijuana number of 603 includes all Murders, while the US number of "at least 13,959" only includes shooting related murders. Of course there are more people in the US but just using the number of visitors to Tijuana ( 50 million at 1/3 of a year = 16.66667 million ) just using the number of visitors gives Tijuana a lower murder rate than the US. That is also using all murders in Tijuana versus only gun related murders in the US. 

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