I need a pledge from my dear friend

That when you retire under no circumstance will you purchase a golf cart ( that includes gussied up ones that pretend not to be golf carts ) and ride around the neighborhood at all hours.Waving grinning at people you would just as soon run over and all the while just being nosey. For your retirement gift tell them a bicycle will do instead of a gold watch. 

That sounds like a sweet retirement. Laying down the law of the subdivision from the driver seat of a golf cart. Only way it could be better is if you got one of your grandkids to drive you around during the summer.