I wonder who Detroit_Dave liked tonight …

Upgraded Wager incoming. . check me out in the MLB forum tomorrow ..

Tool bag …

Did something happen to him ?

@Martylee

 He got deported 

I bet it was huuuuuuge.  Just awesome.........and it was gonna be great..........you just watch.............it will be better than anything you've ever seen before.............

Guy was the Donald Trump of handicappers

@JDD

 Lol good stuff 

Where is Dave 

Banded for going tout

@JDD

 Better than the Joe Biden of handicappers

Who cares 

Oh look a Trump humper. Post your picks, easy fade

@Frank the Bank

 Lol he was so arrogant that I thought he was funny. I always looked forward to his threads talking to himself 

I purchased his pick for tonight 

Huge 5* Kansas City Chiefs

Guy had a nice beard though . that classic beard . the kinda beard that chicks like to run their fingers through at the bar . that turns them on . and reminds them that they’re with quite the man . so they end up buying you a drink , hoping to get you drunk , so that they can pogo stick around their bedroom on your jimmywang later on that night at 3 am …..

the problem is that motherfucker would charge them skanks for touching his unwashed prickle stubble . so them chicks felt like everything with the guy might be a scam …..

like he’d tell em yeah , he’s got the condom on , but he didn’t , thus initiating raw dog , and they couldn’t tell the difference , cuz they’re 8 margaritas deep and the lights are off , so it’s dark as hell …..

plus I’m sure they’d imagine that he’d be the guy , while hammering them from behind , that would have it magically slip out , and have it go up and to the left ……

like something akin to the physics of kennedy’s magic bullet , and his peterjohnson would preposterously end up landing in their poopychute like someone throwing a garbage bag into an already full dumpster at an apartment complex’s trash area……

and it’s fitting I guess , both literally and figuratively , cuz it went right in , no hotdog , and no hallway , plus a lot of motherfuckers been renting that asshole over the years , ya dig ?

that’s what detroit dave’s beard means to me , and that’s why I just spoke about it 

good luck tonite gentlemen . and may all your wagers be winning wagers 

@Bullyboss09

 Is there a 2nd play incoming ?

Over for $25....