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Quote Originally Posted by kushBsmokin:

Self-employment
"working", smoking, watching sports, and reading your stories from work....priceless

jerking off wouldn't be considered Self Employment, would it?

 
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Gosh yes, that's just hilarious ledouche
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CincyWillie:

They just love to brag it up about there kids and always are the ones who spend an entire day collect money to buy some beast who’s popping there fourth child a baby shower gift. Last time I made up an excuse and got out of giving $10 because I already will be paying a lot in taxes to put this kid through school and pay for its health care. As far as I’m concerned I should be the one getting a nice gift for there kid in thanks for the 40K a year I pay in taxes for all these bullshit social programs.

That was my favorite part too

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Quote Originally Posted by joepa510:

I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late,  I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.  
 I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
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You sir is a lazy ass.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by G8RB8:

I show up 30 mins late, leave 30 mins early, take an hour and a half lunch, and live 5 mins from work.
 

I wouldn't hire you even if it is to clean bathrooms.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Helmut:



There clueless about gambling. They think anything over a $100 wager is a lot of money.


LMAO! If I wanna bet somebody for the Super Bowl or something else that one of these idiots from work might actually watch anything over $20 is high stakes! I try to offer $50 or $100 ('cause I'm usually hosing them by going to straight up or getting a really good pointspread) and they laugh as if I'm kidding. If you can't spring more than 20 freaking dollars then maybe you need a second job or something...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by jonnyjewels:



Helmut maybe me and you could carpool sometime if that goes well we could sell our houses and get an apartment together.

 
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Helmut - I actually had no idea we had so much in common...
 
1) I have a 45 minute commute to and from as well, the extra 90 minutes every day which makes it a 9 1/2 hour day...
 
2) I too leave at 5 on the dot (or 4:59) and people give me shit
 
My philosophy is this...if you can't do your job in the 8 hours you're at work then there is something wrong with you. I'm in banking which is essentially a sales job these days and I blow these peoples numbers away. They sit around until 5:30 or 6:00 like they're super-dedicated or something, thinking they're making themselves look good. Bottom line her is the numbers is all that matters! And if it's taking you 5 hours of OT (or more) a week that the company has to pay you to do LESS that I do then something's wrong.
 
LMAO! "You're always in such a hurry to leave." "4:59 and you're gone."
 
I got shit to do people! You think I wanna spend my free time hanging out at work? NO THANKS! I live in the Mountime Time zone as well, so, 5:00 here (7:00 ET) is when all the games are starting every night. By the time I get home it's between 5:45 or 6:00 on a good day, if I don't have anywhere else I need to stop on the way.
 
LEAVING AT 5:00, NOT A MINUTE LATER!  
 
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QUOTE Originally Posted by joepa510:

I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late,  I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.  
 I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
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You sir is a lazy ass.

 

Lavaman, it's obvious you have never seen the movie office space,  you should go rent it, it's a classic movie.  

 
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Quote Originally Posted by EZMONEY4ME:

NONEED4LUCK: Are they accepting applications at your job
 
Also:Does the title clerk still work there
 
 

always accepting well qualified employees and no, she doesn't. my  future wife and her husband didn't think it was good for all parties involved.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by joepa510:

QUOTE Originally Posted by joepa510:

I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late,  I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.  
 I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
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You sir is a lazy ass.

 

Lavaman, it's obvious you have never seen the movie office space,  you should go rent it, it's a classic movie.  

joepa,

I have seen Office Space many times.  The cast includes the average looking gal, Jennifer Anniston.   The only motivation I have to go to work everyday is to hit on a couple of smokin admin assistants. Thank God they don't look like Mariah Carey. Otherwise, I would just stay at home.

 
 
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Lumbergh fucked her
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